Melinda Evans

Browncoat. Pawnee Goddess. Aspiring Viper pilot, RR Diner employee. Have always lived in the castle, stone lions on the mantle. Current hero: Isabel Wilkerson

[Melinda Evans @AudreyLovesCoop]

@JohnFugelsang Or if ICE already beat Jesus to a pulp & deported him, despite proof of legal citizenship. Kindness towards others is overrated anyway. #darkesttimeline #justbekind #dontbeajerk

[Melinda Evans @AudreyLovesCoop]

@theliamnissan Nah. Pulling out of NATO is about personal profit & oil. Trans issues aren’t lucrative as big oil. American taxpayers get to line his pockets & serve as collateral if his actions make this country a potential global threat. Um, can I get a refund? Asking for a friend.

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@WUTangKids This pic gets funnier every time I see it.

[Melinda Evans @AudreyLovesCoop]

@amybruni I’m just getting caught up & am utterly shocked anyone cares this much. It’s hard to ignore idiots online - they’re not worth ur energy. Still, SO sorry you had to deal w/Twitter’s Finest. SN: Big fan of u & @AdamJBerry! Ever in Chicago looking 2 chill & talk 👻 I’m in! ❤️

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Rest in peace, Ozzy. 🖤

[Melinda Evans @AudreyLovesCoop]

@TheVoiceMann DUDE! Do you even have to ask? You heard how we reacted to that story! YES PLEASE!!!!!!

[Melinda Evans @AudreyLovesCoop]

@AOC Possibly the most spot on use of “butthurt” as a descriptor. 💯 appropriate & evokes a little chuckle, no matter the situation. But it’s especially perfect in this instance. Well played. 😂

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@SustainableSlop @Pirat_Nation Anyone got a valid reason why this is so horrible? I’m not defending Disney, but I’ve not heard anyone say anything about the MOVIE, only bitching that the lead isn’t played by a white woman. FWIW, I don’t think the character name is literal. Snow Caucasian is not the title.

[Melinda Evans @AudreyLovesCoop]

@Pirat_Nation IMDB comments are also the Yahoo Answers for 2025.

[Melinda Evans @AudreyLovesCoop]

@AntiTrumpCanada “I don’t care about her question because I don’t care about her network.” For someone baptized as a Christian just a few years ago, that’s a lot of “I don’t care” talk coming out of her mouth. That…does NOT sound very Jesus-friendly. Her mental instability isn’t helping either.

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@flynanced If I may, it’s 2025 - is adding “fluent in Microsoft Word” to your list of skillsets REALLY necessary? I guess it depends on the position applied for but still….

[Melinda Evans @AudreyLovesCoop]

@GOP IL citizens thank you for the full refund of our 2024 federal taxes. Protecting the people of this country what we pay you for, & you're not doing it so I'll expect my refund soon. Oh, & cutting funding that benefits the majority of your base? Worst. Strategy. Ever.

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Wow. Once again, it’s NOT #Obamacare it’s the #ACA or Affordable Care Act. Opponents called it Obamacare to be jerks & the name stuck. But if Obama IS making bank b/c he trademarked his hater’s “burn,” that’s #CHECKMATE right there! Well played, I say! #seriouslypeople #Idiocracy

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@dqzack62 @0liviajulianna So, fun fact, it’s not called Obamacare, it’s the ACA or Affordable Care Act. Opponents called it Obamacare & the name stuck. if Obama gets bank b/c he trademarked a “burn” from haters? That’s checkmate right there, baby! Otherwise, nice try.

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@ed_franco @GenoVeno73 He was looking at an early page of the report showing how much $ has gone to various age brackets SINCE THE START OF THE PROGRAM. In no way was that a report showing a breakdown of age ranges currently receiving $. Context is overrated. 😳

[Melinda Evans @AudreyLovesCoop]

@JasmineForUS I’m terrified for my loved ones, the people & the future of this country. Thank you @JasmineForUS for all that you do, for your voice & for fighting the good fight. I’m beyond grateful, as are many others (even if somedays it doesn’t feel that way).

[Melinda Evans @AudreyLovesCoop]

@GovPritzker Thank you. This IL resident is grateful & appreciates all you do. Thanks for fighting the good fight! ❤️

[Acyn @Acyn]

Duckworth: How many nations are in ASEAN?

Hegseth: We have allies in South Korea, Japan, and Australia

Duckworth: None of those countries are in ASEAN

[Melinda Evans @AudreyLovesCoop]

@shea_jordan Thank you for this. Brilliant!