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I'm a good listener who's sharp at remembering details - you've been warned. RT =/= endorsement.

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

@SophieGraceCha1 @Lucy_Worsley Or the men's eyebrows and/or nose hair...I mean, I'm just saying. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

Maskless teacher aide: "I am so worried about the COVID virus and all these germs. Even having the water fountains uncovered makes me nervous."

Wait 'til she looks in the mirror and sees her external respiratory organs are also uncovered.

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

So much wrong here.

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Brisket family tradition

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

It's like with @jgwentworth: it's my money and I need it now!

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

This is idiotic, “lower regulation” and “a competitive tax system” doesn’t help with rent, groceries, diapers and medication.

People need survival checks and Republicans are blocking it with nonsensical arguments.

Can’t recall him suggesting this when Iowa farmers got bailout💰

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

Same dude while wife is in the bathroom, tries to pick up female bartender. #familyvalues

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

White dude and white wife watching FoxNews in Torchy's, complaining of "decade of war on Christmas." Manager changes to "winter scene" TV station. Couple gives 3 thumbs down. #hypocrisyhasnomedicine

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Like everyone else, we were stuck inside a lot this year, and with streaming further blurring the lines between theatrical movies and television features, I’ve expanded the list to include visual storytelling that I’ve enjoyed this year, regardless of format.

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

White dude and white wife watching FoxNews in Torchy's, complaining of "decade of war on Christmas." Manager changes to "winter scene" TV station. Couple gives 3 thumbs down. #hypocrisyhasnomedicine

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

But poor shiny baby snowflake DJT is the most attacked potus ever. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[NPR @NPR]

Federal agents say a 19-year-old man indicted on child pornography charges bought an AR-15 rifle and traveled within 4 miles of Joe Biden's home. He allegedly wrote a checklist with a final task that read: "execute." https://t.co/eaeKZXYHO0

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

All Donald Trump can see from Park Avenue is Wall Street.

He thinks the economy is doing well if the Dow Jones is doing well.

Believe it or not, Mr. President, most Americans don't live off the stock market.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

A dozen people died in The Villages yesterday, where trump is holding his latest super-spreader rally.

He is committing genocide, one rally at a time.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m going to shut down the virus, not the country.

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

Woman to her date, 3 seats down mentions her friend (or coworker?) "has to be a lesbian...I mean..." literally 12 times in 3 minutes.

BIG FAT SO WHAT, LADY?!?!?!

[Steve Inskeep @NPRinskeep]

Kid is quietly eating breakfast alone, then out of nowhere says thoughtfully: “I’d be called President Inskeep.”

Yes. Yes you would. Go girl.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump has a dog whistle about as big as a foghorn.

[RayDon The First @The_RayDon]

So, explain this in a way I understand: nonmaskers assert "individual freedom" and condemn people relying on other citizens for "assistance" but they mooch off my mask-wearing responsibility. Talk amongst yourselves...

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

School administrator during a webinar: "This whole face mask wearing is why we're not an armed campus yet!"

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

@The_RayDon

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

TFW you see Aunt Lydia on an old episode of Law & Order, charged with kidnapping and acting out of normal parameters for normal people.

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

https://t.co/2ydz7tU1iT

[Say What? @AudreyPeterssen]

Back after a (long) hiatus! Gonna be curating content with more intent/creativity. Got ideas? Shoot 'em my way!