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[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

OMGGG THE WALMART YODELING BOY💕💕 my birthday is complete

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

I’ve watched 20 episodes of The Golden Girls. What have you done in the past 9 hrs

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

People who drink their coffee black are more likely to be psychopaths.

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

A comment my coworker made to me today at 8am: “you’re built like a pipe cleaner.”
And I can’t stop laughing because of how true it is 😂

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

I need friends. I’m bored

[MILTON DE 3rd @milton_mathala]

No one :

My first House warming:

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

So yesterday I go to TJMAXX for a black shirt. I end up getting 2 pairs of shoes, a purse, 5 kitchen utensils, pants, and a drying rack for my dishes... and no black shirt....🙄🙄

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

Zoom in on the bottom window 🐶

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

@kathrynmary3 I think this is pretty accurate 😂 😂

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

Macy- “I did that when I was a tiny twat”
Me- “Did you just call yourself a twat?”
Macy w/ full confidence- “yes”

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

he is so powerful i love him. 13/10

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

Today I traded a dude lotion for some frozen pizzas. It’s all about the essential things in life I guess

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

@macypurcifull_ You’re annoying.

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

I miss Della :(

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

@macypurcifull_ You know you love her

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

@JPurciful @macypurcifull_ @_kaylab__ You’re *

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

So I go to take a drink of my iced coffee from @McDonalds and there is literally sweet tea mixed in. 😂 how does that happen???

[Audball @AudreyPurcifull]

Anyone know where I can get matching sweaters for Della and I?? 😂