Audrey Owens

DFW- Nature lover- P1

[Audrey Owens @Audreybelle83]

@gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller

[Audrey Owens @Audreybelle83]

@gordonkeith https://t.co/Hl0hmsvrRG

[Audrey Owens @Audreybelle83]

@TheMusersPod @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller @gordonkeith Ladies toot. But ladies get embarrassed too talking to the other sex. I drooled a skittles rainbow in front a boy that I was so into. Hilarious now, devastating then.

[Audrey Owens @Audreybelle83]

@gordonkeith Quitaque = Kit-uh-quay

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@gordonkeith https://t.co/evoWoF6Kdd

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@gordonkeith you might need a new character named Aunt Ruthie….

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@gordonkeith @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham13 my husband talking to his 84 year old aunt about a fossilized squirrel in her soffit

[Audrey Owens @Audreybelle83]

@JebraFaushay Gross.

[Audrey Owens @Audreybelle83]

@gordonkeith would you ever consider interviewing a p1? I have a lot of Texas stories from both sides of my family. Also- I’m the one that gave you the pow diary and can give you some insight on that

[Audrey Owens @Audreybelle83]

PSA

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@gordonkeith Don’t encourage it

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@gordonkeith my 12yo son scream sneezes and it’s infuriating. He thinks it’s hilarious

[Audrey Owens @Audreybelle83]

@SportsSturm I’m 41 and have threatened both my boys with worms for biting their nails after playing outside

[Audrey Owens @Audreybelle83]

@SportsSturm my friend from Peru had tape worms as a kid, and he was made to squat over a bowl of milk

[Audrey Owens @Audreybelle83]

@IntelSGM @JebraFaushay She looks like bacteria

[Audrey Owens @Audreybelle83]

@TheOnlyEsta Captivity…

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⁦@gordonkeith⁩ ⁦@junior_miller⁩ ⁦@GeorgeDunham⁩ https://t.co/4T9CwHlVQv

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@gordonkeith @junior_miller can P1s start a go fund me for @Razor5Hole to color commentate a bull ride?? Please??

[Audrey Owens @Audreybelle83]

@White_Ghost187 I like how she still has the price tag on the bottom of her glass 🙃