Audrey Threlkeld

my heart belongs to Jesus. but i'm also young, wild, and free

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

@davisliddil50 it's funny because he's fat

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In 1894, a priest saved a 4 year old boy from drowning -- The boy was named Adolf Hitler.

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

@davisliddil50 it was pretty legit. Haven't had one in a while

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not the government.

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

Hate being home alone sometimes. So glad josh can come and check things out when I'm scared

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

Working all day will never be an easy thing for me ever. It's so exhausting

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

I love country club gossip. Even if I'm the last to know 😳

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

I miss my husband and sleep. Both of which I haven't seen much of the past 2 days 😪

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

Played the best game tonight- the adult version of apples to apples. SO funny

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

I love my Oreos but when I eat them I don't stop like a normal person And now I have a tummy ache And bad gas😳 #infooverload #SorryNotSorry

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

My bacon egg and cheese sandwich just hit the spot

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

@blakerellim I agree 😪 I miss you

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

Not cool when feelings get hurt

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

I need to go to the dentist

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

“@FemalePains: don’t try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because i feel that shit in my soul” and wake up from deep sleep to hunger

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

I have eaten way too much cake

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

Hoping to be able to sleep tonight. Been a restless week for me : /

[Audrey Threlkeld @Audreybeth30]

@MissDahLee Bahahahaha! Ohhh that night at Ron's church! So gross. My life was over then loo