Elenora Wilber

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

I just dropped my iPhone! This must be similar to how mother's feel when they drop their infants

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

PickUpLine: Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

Pickup Line: Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

Bring a knife to a fist fight, a gun to a knife fight, and a M134 to anything else

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

No matter what accomplishments you make, somebody helped you

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

We must not only become masters at articulating our thoughts, but also our feelings

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

Love, you know, is a funny thing; But the funniest thing about it - Is you never can tell if it is love - Until you start to doubt it.

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

Running a marathon is like slapping the guy in the face that invented the wheel

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

Dreaming or awake, we perceive only events that have meaning to us

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

I can't forget about you, because forgetting about you means forgetting those amazing moments we spend together, and I don't want that.

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

A parrot talks way too much but can�t fly high but an eagle is silent and has the will power to touch the sky

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

A man never likes you so well as when he leaves your company liking himself.

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.

[Elenora Wilber @Audriayihk]

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again