Micaylah Audrie Knauff

I'm bored, probably drunk right now, but fuck it ya know

[Micaylah Audrie Knauff @AudrieKnauff]

I don't like the term "mental breakdown" I prefer "mental lunch break" cuz normally 2 sandwiches, a cookie and a cigarette later I'm good and my brain is back to a semi functional work day

[Tommy Bowe @TomeyBones]

I’m so into vougeing right now

[Micaylah Audrie Knauff @AudrieKnauff]

@supershayne you ok?

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

this isn’t very monday

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Imagine walking along the beach and seeing a Twinkie in the sand but when you take a bite you get a hook stuck in your mouth then dragged out to sea.

[Micaylah Audrie Knauff @AudrieKnauff]

@smosh Careful, @Wes_IRL is gonna have to leave the room for a minute

[Micaylah Audrie Knauff @AudrieKnauff]

@TomeyBones you are officialy my favorite smosh person cuz I haven't the try not to laugh episode in months but try I have " daddy velvet" stuck in my friend just questioned my sanity for using it in conversation about Christmas

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Micaylah Audrie Knauff @AudrieKnauff]

@Wendys You guys go for the insta kill and it never ceases to amaze me, don't fuck with Wendy's 😂

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@DyllanReed48 sometimes you have to realize how bad things can be in order to realize how good you have it

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@LanceTerrell90 well, they are frozen sooooooo

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Must have scraped up all of BKs leftovers and slapped mcprice tag on it.

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you wanna join the pasta party you are welcome if you are food

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

I dip... you dip...

[Mark @markiplier]

I’m... flattered?

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

just dropped a butter knife on my foot and discovered that I am cake

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

If I could talk to animals I’d tell them to eat the rich

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

INTERNET 2020: Everyone and everything is awful and the world is collapsing.

INTERNET 2011: Lemme hear you say WAY HO!

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Damn I need to get back to work on that