Augie Dorito

Your kid’s dream of ELITE baseball is funding my private jet & golf membership. Elite Prime National Galactic Corporation

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Another kid 'verbally commits' to a program that rosters 50 guys & plays 12. Sure your kid will be the 1 to break the 4-year clipboard-holding streak, he’s 'different.' Enjoy sitting in the pen for 2 years so your org can post your ELITE commitment, then quit. #grabeverything

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Kids are agonizing over tough choices these days: go play, develop & get strong right away, or sit on a bench for years just to post a graphic w/a higher number after the “D”.

Tough call.

Make sure you pick the bench to master the art of holding clipboards.

#grabeverything

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Shoutout to the masterminds running travel ball 'super teams.' Takes elite baseball minds to watch orgs grind out a kid's mechanics for 3 years, then swoop in to promise a neon jersey. Truly organic. Nothing builds character like 7k to be on a bloated roster. #grabeverything

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Hey @ShopRiteStores please sponsor this guy for using your plastic bags as his BP bucket #paperorplastic

[Richard Schenck, The Heretic JFD PPP LQC TTE. 🙂 @Teacherman1986]

Some propeller work in Phx.

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

I’ve got a novel idea……….. Let’s practice not blocking and letting the ball go through our legs. Literally the one thing you’re trying to never let happen in real life catching… #smh

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Nobody is talking about the really important thing about the pitcher that made the tackle… Opening up lots of scholarship opportunities to FBS schools. Middle linebackers needed everywhere

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Have a bad ERA and don’t get outs = how to get recruited #recruiting101 #whatplanetisthis

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Nice approach here by the hitter….. / NOT. College Baseball 🤯🤯🤯🤯
https://t.co/hQGi9ADHYZ

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

Death, taxes, and mid majors taking Snapchat stories whenever they roll up to a power 5’s field

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Scott Scott IV is the lead off hitter for the University of Hawaii. That’s all

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Watching a College mid-week game is like…..

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

How come college baseball you can wear an iPad on your belt/arm but can’t wear a bracelet on your wrist?

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Because the @NCAA just makes up rules. Player commits ➡️ should have to sign on the dotted line. Coaches should have to sign as well to prevent over-recruiting/cutting players.

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Please ban helmet taps after homeruns @NCAABaseball

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

@diamondprospect Nice… how’s his curveball?

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Imagine if college coaches actually let the players play….. what a novel idea! #noearpiece #nowatch #nosigncardonwrist #nosigncardonbelt

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Another year of @UVABaseball players helmets falling off every swing..

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

This is why college baseball is great…. And notice no pimp jobs, the homers speak for themselves. Wish more players would respect the game like this… #tommytanks💪🏻⚾️💯

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

We don’t need MLB to come back, we have Tommy Tanks.

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

How would hitters know to go to 2B on a ball driven in the gap without the 1B coach telling them to? #eyewash

[Augie Dorito @AugieDorito]

Over/under on number of swings that hitters who went 0-for-the weekend take today (their off day) off the hack machine… number is set at 100. Thoughts?