August 💗

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

Can i have a milkshake,,, with whip cream,,, cherry too,, sprinkles,,? Is that fine,,?

[miles @milesdotgov]

As a child I was adopted by the animatronic gorilla at the rainforest cafe, who took me under his wing and taught me important jungle skills like how to beat my chest every seven minutes on the dot

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

dont be asking me any fucking questions in the grocery store

[meowl real @meowlreal1]

Good morning meowl’s 🌤️ SYBAU ❤️

[ハムスターソムリエ @ikiikihamster]

フェルメール『真珠の耳飾りの少女』

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

if you’re wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

[:P @23lollz]

having #realizations and coming to #conclusions

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

How it feels to feel behind in life even though there’s not a concrete timeline for anything and you just made one up in your head

[mia @httpsosweet]

I love asking clarifying questions like What is that What did you say What does that mean What

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

if I Had my Way , the next Epidemic would Be one of Laughter ❤️

[corb @awshuqs]

I don’t want to be a fat fucking chud anymore

[Stef @stefscribbles]

<3

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

can you abuse my goblin while i step out to smoke real quick. yeah just rub sand in his eyes nothing too crazy

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[cosmo @cosmo_nffc]

why is £30 such an obnoxiously large amount of money