Gabe

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you can find me on Tumblr using the same handle

[Gabe @Auguris]

Still loading huh

[John Bull @garius]

One of the things I occasionally get paid to do by companies/execs is to tell them why everything seemed to SUDDENLY go wrong, and subs/readers dropped like a stone.

So, with everything going on at Twitter rn, time for a thread about the Trust Thermocline /1

[Gabe @Auguris]

although the real answer is c) everyone arguing about it in the replies

[Gabe @Auguris]

please harry has to win

[The Ultimate Pathetic Loserman Awards @CliqueGameAward]

It's been an exciting week with twists and turns at each step. It all comes down to the grand final.

Vote for who you wish to be crowned the WINNER of the Ultimate Pathetic Loserman 2022!

HARRY DU BOIS (Disco Elysium) VS NERO TOL SCAEVA (Final Fantasy)

[Reuters Pitchbot (Satire) @ReutersPitchbot]

Buckingham Palace reports that Queen Elizabeth will be meeting former President Ronald Reagan later today

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

The experience of Detroit: Become Human is just about swinging wildly between expertly crafted suspense sequences that leave your heart racing, and then some of the dumbest political storytelling you will hear in your life

[Matt Davies @MatttDavies]

https://t.co/AbvotV7qZk

[The Onion @TheOnion]

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/8NNNNzc1xQ

[Gabe @Auguris]

Remember Where Is Our (Their) Vote? When we thought we could do something amazing here? Damn.

[Gabe @Auguris]

I don't really use twit anymore but I'm gonna be a little sad to let go of a fifteen year old account if this weirdo wants me to show ID to post wordle scores on the internet

[Adi Robertson (@thedextriarchy.bsky.social) @thedextriarchy]

i’m sorry how are we talking about anything except what “authenticating all humans” means https://t.co/qbfkhssiKw

[Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire]

I normally give this PSA earlier in the month, but it's been a lot this year, so: Today is Easter. If you celebrate the holiday, you may have done so by bringing lilies into your home. If you have cats, this can kill them. Lilies are cat killers.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

All these Elon Musk fanboys in our mentions don't understand how bad wealth inequality is, and would rather listen to politicians and influencers telling them it's impossible to end poverty. Capitalism is broken, we have more than enough resources on this planet to feed everyone.