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@SWCultureLive "I am inevitable"

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@DivineManhood @grok Its the pee hole

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@physicsgeek Fake boobs dont jiggle like that

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@SqueePip I wish I would have know that before my company's Christmas party

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@wil_da_beast630 I would kiss the business end of a 12 gauge

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@christopherrufo Yeah but it shows you are incompetent

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@MeghanEMurphy You dont like men

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@glukianoff Why are the buildings pointing up rather than pointing away from the center of the planet?

Almost like its AI

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@SwipeWright B, b, but you took a covid shot

/sarcasm

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@Margaret9908 I would think tank would have similar problems. But I've never heard of death from non-penetration unless its from spalling

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@KyleKulinski Right? Allyn Walker is so maga

https://t.co/JQlz91ZEqE

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@lulu_solomo IDK. She was dieting so hard she lost her period. Plus she might have an uncommon hormone issue.

I'm just saying that fake boobs stick out more and dont jiggle.

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@Ladieswhotrek Glasses never made sense, even in TOS

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@DelusionPosting Well the show did suck

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@Freedom2Fart What a beautiful woman

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@DoctorPerin Tin soldiers and Nixon are really comin' now

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@g_g1234321 @xxChessMaster I always forget you can promote to something besides queen

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@MeghanEMurphy "Disney adult"

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@MeghanEMurphy It might have more to do with preserving their own social status than believing gossip.

Its like cooties