You just put a frozen pizza in the oven and cracked open a can of Mountain Dew.
You take control of Master Chief on The Pillar of Autumn.
No school tomorrow.
Your parents don't care if you stay up all night.
A perfect summer night.
The year is 2026.
You are 31 years old.
"The left is back to glorifying John Brown
That's important. It shows what they want to do. He rose to fame by butchering settlers suspected of pro-slavery feelings in front of their families"
Holy aura