Auggie

Magical.

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

@BukkyOA That's on periodt

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

@asemota Good health is often underrated until threatened.

Speedy recovery, Big Chief.

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

Ai: give me more of your data so 'i can help with...', 'i can tailor...'

Ose helper and tailor 🤣

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

@asemota 👏👏

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

@asemota You praise and tell her that you love the way she made the eggs. That's the only way to get her to cook again

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

@BukkyOA Calories from misplaced food don't count 🤭

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

@asemota He took our feedback, maybe 😄

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

Refusing food because you are mad at your wife works for a short time if at all.

He might as well return to adult settings and have the conversation.

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

@asemota I guess it gave your money wings. Sorry.

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

@DKAstrology I am so sorry for your loss 💔💔

[Pablo Memescobar 🐈 @LadySayFuckALot]

#DailyFunnies

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

What happened to wara, comrade?

[Dr Ola Brown @NaijaFlyingDr]

Has anyone tried moi moi and cottage cheese for breakfast ?

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

If you dont know what you are looking for, how will you know when you find it?

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

I have never gone to any house in Nigeria and found a dish washer. Am I the only one?

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

You really have less than 5 secs to help an independent woman.

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

This is for every Man & Woman below 50 years.
Do these tests before 2027.
Save this for when you're ready.
5 months gone already.

- Blood pressure check..for all.

- Blood sugar/HBA1C- Checks level & control of sugar in your blood

- Liver Function test- (especially if you take Alcohol)

- ECG- ( If you're a gym bro / gym sis or thinking of checking into a gym)

- Urinalysis- says much about your Kidney and system

- EUCR- To check your kidney functions.

- HIV, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C. (If you're sexually active)
Get your Hep B vaccination.

-Man- Sperm/ Seminal Fluid analysis- (if you're planning marriage or starting a family soon)

- Ladies, please get your Pap smear and Mammogram.
Get your HPV Vaccination reduces your risk of Cervical cancer

- Fasting Lipid profile- checks level of your blood fats

- Full blood count- To see your blood levels

Men, As you hit 40- 50s talk to your Doctor about Prostate cancer screening and Colonoscopy ( for both Men and Women)

In 2026, if you want to live longer, Avoid Alcohol and smoking.
Make these occasional routine tests.

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

@asemota Objection overruled 😁

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

You should not be beaten as an adult woman. Please, you are not a child anymore, and even children should not be beaten in the first place. Anybody constantly beating you does not respect your humanity, and every time you keep giving them access to do it repeatedly without consequence, they become more comfortable with violence, and it spreads.

A man that beats his wife for years, will beat his daughter. Then he starts slapping female staff at work. That behavior rarely stays in one place, please help other women!

Enduring violence doesn’t make you a “good woman.” It doesn’t. It only teaches violent people that women can be harmed without consequence.

[georgina @somaobscura]

The joy of owning beautiful things, a good knife, a proper linen towel, a jar of excellent honey, one soul encapsulating perfume, over many mediocre things. Doing this slowly across every domain.

[Auggie @AugustaAkudo]

He is not running to be elected.

[Tegbe! @TomiwaTegbe]

I don’t know what Atiku buried inside that Aso rock that he wants to go and dig up because kilode gan? At least consider your age, you’re 81 ffs, rest, we don’t want you!