Augustine Peña

[Drew @drewdyck]

Panera is the perfect choice when you’re not sick but you’re craving hospital food. And you’re like, my bank balance is too high.

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Drew @drubov]

Why yes I would like to see a 14’ gator clean the restroom

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Holy shit he goes flying lmao

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

“Yo he deadass got a Spurs jersey on?!”

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

I can’t keep doing this

[rosie @snailtattoo]

Friends don’t even say goodnight anymore

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[A @seattleiminyou]

I hate that my ex is lowkey funny

[oecolamp @oecolamp]

There's no male version of the "ick" because having to hide your disgust at women's inadequacies is the usual state of affairs for men.

[O.G™ 🤎 @Omogbolahann_]

When u have the money, u can go a whole day without eating. But once you’re broke the dizziness starts at 6am.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[. @playboicurrryy]

cashier: cash or card

me: card

cashier: ok

[Not YDG🦁 @notwhydeegee2]

Shane McMahon trying impress his father every match: