John Chimpo

oiling my jackboots ⚡️🛹🏌🏻‍♂️🏋🏻🤙🏻

[John Chimpo @AugustusPloop]

Honey come downstairs, the Zapruder Film is on

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@Andr3jH Masterful

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Happy Easter! He is Risen.

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Can’t a guy just bimbomaxx in peace?

[jake @huntichon]

The dog has me fucking cryingg I can't DMDMWMMDMWDMQ

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@starryskyshine1 Is there a way to share your work / structure of the tool you built? I’m very interested in using this in my work.

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@Howlingmutant0 Seems like jealousy norwood boy

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@Logo_Daedalus

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@bronzeagemantis @Martposting Just switch to men already BAP

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@TolkienWorldG Why did Legolas have to kill Grima?

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@HKBelvedere Ah, Epstein.

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@HKBelvedere For the only semi-online, what are you referencing here

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@MakinHisWay Study

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Dave Ramsey your way out of stupid debt (student loans, cc, cars), but you have to shift your thinking to build wealth in this era

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@fleshsimulator Demosthenes and Locke shaping global politics on the net - the most interesting plot line of Ender’s Game

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@RealAlexJones @grok summarize Michael’s main points in this video. The TLDR, if you will

[Vials @hisbelovedsleep]

Extremist far-right racism: haha Obama is silly monkey in the jungle

Normie Democrat Politician: we should murder every single White person on the planet

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@BoringBiz_ Before claude, it took the same amount of time and brainpower to pull the 95 page deck from your company’s sharepoint site and repurpose it

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@CryptoNobler This post is AI slop. It’s so easy to tell. Put some actual brainpower into your post faggot

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@RohunJauhar @Indian_Bronson I’m in consulting- most of my clients that “use ai” are sending ai slop emails to each other. director’s and above at large enterprises are either dismissive, waiting to hopefully retire before they have to learn it, or are hamstrung by restrictive corp ai policies

[Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo]

You would think there's some deep seated ideological "punish your own" white-hate reason behind Stancil's leftist excommunication, but the simpler, deeper, and ancient catalyst is simply that he's too fucking annoying to be associated with.

Will Stancil would have gotten mocked as a goyslave mongoloid fed magnet if he started out as a chudlet.

Will Stancil would have been outted as an ancap retard neckbeard with loli on his hard drive by the libertarians.

Will Stancil would have been laughed out of the drum circle and called a corporate pig if he was shirtless at Woodstock.

Will Stancil would have had old timey bouncers in zoot suits kicking him 12 feet in the air and landing directly on his ass in a cloud of dust like a Loony Tunes character for attempting to enter a 1920's speakeasy.

Will Stancil would have been called a prattling coxcomb and had uproarious caricatures drawn of him looking like a chimpanzee by 17th century newspapers if he petitioned to be the Chancellor of New Amsterdam.

Will Stancil would have been stockaded and pelted with rotten cabbages and pig manure in a Bohemian hamlet for a fortnight after trying to convince peasants to mill their grain differently.

Will Stancil would have been skinned alive and boiled in soy sauce on the orders of a feudal daimyo because he made an annoying noise every time he bowed.

Will Stancil would have been wrapped in burlap and thrown off the Tarpeian rock for attempting to rally the plebeians against attending gladiator games.

Will Stancil would have been fed to the sacred alligators in the Temple of Sobek for letting his camels shit too closely to the Aswan river.

Will Stancil would have had his femurs shattered by a giant granite disc before being left alone in the wilderness by a paleolithic tribe for scaring away the game on one too many hunts.

Every single era of history contains examples of people being killed or exiled on principle. This instinctual reaction transcends politics, race, or religion. It is a deeply ingrained sense of biological imperative, a cosmic eugenics program carried out through the subconscious.

To identify the Will Stancil of anything and excise it from being is to cut out of the tumor from life itself in declaration that "Living with this filth in my presence is not living at all."

Every char you scrape from the burnt end of grilled meat, every spot of rot you chisel away from a wooden carving, every blemish to be sprayed and wiped from a mirrored surface, every mistake on a canvas to be painted over, every shit you flush, every part of yourself to you work to fix, every piece of litter you collect and dispose of, all those are little Will Stancils you choose to erase from your existence.

God made Will Stancil and released him onto the earth for the same reason He made pimples, botflies, and constipation. God wants us to appreciate the serenity of emptiness and silence, something which can only be made aware of when faced with infestation and cacophony. God wants you to appreciate the people you have around you and that is made much easier when you remembered some people have to be around Will Stancil.

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@Scearpo @JoshRainerGold God damn this poast fucking cooks lol