Augustus Tucker

yo whuz happ'nin y'all. life is too short and fleeting to suck or allow life to suck. smile, have fun and love yo people. be easy, y'all. smiles.

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

@SaycheeseDGTL Father of the year! Lil buddy worked his ass off for those As and Bs. I say let them eat cake(s)!!!

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

SCOTUS killed Roe. That means Greg Abbott came through on his promise to end rape forevermore, Tennessee GQP finally ended child marriage and creeps like Roy Moore promised to never again lust after teenagers! (F U SCOTUS)

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

Roe vs. Wade proves that the only thing in America with unassailable rights are GUNS

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

Sitting in the car on lunch listening to KFAN sports radio. It's disappointing to hear Lavar Arrington shitting on Kaepernick mercilessly. The same Mr. Arrington who defended Joe Paterno tooth and nail when his college coach ignored sexual assault of his charges.

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

Bro, this kid announcing the #Patriots draft pick is way too awesome for words!!!! That energy is infectious!!!!
#DraftDay #NFL

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

Is it possible for any western democracy to aid Ukraine militarily without ushering in Chinese intervention and a possible World War 3? I'd honestly like to know.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: President Biden announces that he will NOT assert executive privilege to shield pardoned Trump adviser Michael Flynn from testifying or turning over incriminating documents to the January 6 Committee. RT TO THANK PRESIDENT BIDEN FOR HOLDING MICHAEL FLYNN ACCOUNTABLE!

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

@travisakers Outstanding!
Meet Mr. Rodgers co-owners.

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

Something Aaron Rodgers and his fuhrer Forrest Trump.... I mean Donald Gump, have in common..... Losing. On the grandest stage.

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

If Aaron Rodgers "owns" my Chicago Bears then I guess Aaron's ass is time-shared by Kaep and Jimmy G.

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

I would've given Rick Speilman a little slack if I was a Vikings fan. He gave them a bunch of great to future HOF players. Too bad he never got his QB. Wish him the best with his new team

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

Happy Coup Year, my friends and countrymen who voted for the elephants. Tell me, where were you this time last year???

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

@Ballislife Don't really care about the past. James, Davis and Westbrook absolutely suck together. They should be world beaters but I'm constantly watching teams like the Timberwolves eating the Lakers lunch. No more rings for the king.

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

This

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

@PAOnTheMic My thoughts exactly, P.A.

[REALCottonCandiXXX all rights reserved ©®™ @cottoncandi1Luv]

Buy my replica pussy and feel me my lovely pervs https://t.co/IjMECzIG5u

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

Kyle Rittenhouse verdict NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES! Never have I witnessed such a fucking farce! The "judge" is coddling this little punk as we speak! They let him pick his jury so he could be "in control"! Judge Schroeder must be disbarred!!!

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

@SenatorBigBird God speed Big Bird!!! Your name alone harkens fonder memories than Fled Cruz could ever give the people of Texas.

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

This

[Pete Castiglione 🇮🇪🇭🇺🇵🇭 @Every1SayIMBoss]

Fire Mike Zimmer, re-hire Mike Zimmer, then fire his ass again! #Skol

[Augustus Tucker @AugustusTucker4]

Bill Cosby says R. Kelly was railroaded by Gloria Allred.

Between Cosby and Kelly, there are at least 75 credible accusers, women, girls and young boys.

Close to 100 people, who can all vividly describe everything in detail can't all be lying. Cosby should just go away.