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things and various stuffs

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@cl_aire5 I’m interested!

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One of my favorite pastimes is saving stacks of @lasvegasweekly magazines and making collages out of them.

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I remember when I had to tweet at a phone number. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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bad day to have allergies at work…

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I am 100% convinced that people who use the ‘latter/former’ syntax in a sentence are either trying to prove that they’re Very Smart™️ or just attention whores. Likely the latter.

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left

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@tickingtimemomb They’re on my face.

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@tickingtimemomb A+ excuse!

[Fireworks @WeAreFireworks]

https://t.co/qMlK1hMRz5

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Now that I have a new iPhone I always expect my thumb print to do a lot more.

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@sc00bertd00bert apparently you're the only person that enjoys my words.

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Jesus saves... his pesos, so one day he can come to America for a chance of a better life.

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Good friends need rides.

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@jenlikeduh I'll be back in boulder in 4 days!

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Education is a series of less wrong lies.

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Oh, so that's what asbestos smells like!

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I have this mentality that I can't do wrong, but I don't think that's wrong.

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"I don't take myself too seriously, that's the only thing I do seriously."

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I know more adults that text like children, than children that text like children.