An Auld Phart

I'm a hedonistic, non-politically correct grumpy old fart with Asperger's. Old enough to know better, not young enough to know everything.

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The real American national emergency is that it is running out of "thoughts & prayers".

They've been used too much and the manufacturer can't keep up with demand. So the next mass shooting may require a new source of empty expression. GOP scientists are desperately searching.

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@laurenboebert Like right-wing fuckwit politician's wages?

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@tedcruz Instead you inflict copraphilia on us!

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@laurenboebert @elonmusk No you dumbass, they said it would be the end of Twitter. It's fucktards like you that are destroying democracy.

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@tedcruz So @tedcruz is opposed to the free market? That's nice to know.

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@elonmusk What really happened is a private company decided what could or couldn't be said on their own servers. Free speech has never been a right on private property.

For an alleged genius, you aren't very bright are you?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Yet he understands what emoluments are and your dumbass father doesn't.

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@Jim_Jordan Parents are parents, teachers are teachers. I know who I prefer to educate the kids and it isn't parents who think they know better than the teachers.

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@TomiLahren Covfefe

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@DonaldJTrumpJr He'll be in the Big House before he's in the White House.

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@laurenboebert @realannapaulina The only way you're gonna get a red wave is if you start your period.

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