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one foot in the gutter and the other in the grave

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I love when a dog brings you a toy but has absolutely no intention of letting you touch it. Oh, I misunderstood, this is a viewing only. Beautiful piece. Thank you for showing me.

[DeKIRAtive Gourd Season🍉 @kirabira]

I had this big realization in my early 20s that by thinking of periods of time as write-offs, like “just a phase” or “I just need to get through this moment and then I’ll” I was missing the key point that it was all my actual life, and I was missing it by being checked out.

[Elizabeth! @InstantSunrise]

Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.

[Joshua Waters @TunnelVa]

Blue for an AMAZING reason✨

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.

[Adam @_dams0n]

They're calling it the most unproductive day ever. They're calling me Big Useless

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

My wife and I have this weird, almost sexual tension

[cav empty @cavempty_]

if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise

[one in a krillion @100geckoz]

“kill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! LIZARD ATTACK 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

[sera @euchreism]

You Can See Everything synopsis

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

ELIZABETH HOLMES: so he took his nose? he really took it??

BILLY: she doesn't really understand the difference between fingers and noses

NATHAN FIELDER: .................. that must be hard

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I can't take it anymore!!!!! *lives a full life*

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

being nicer to myself because i’m my me

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

if you have forgotten, then perhaps so has God

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love a grocery store seasonal aisle. what have they done to pretzels this time

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i've never been in a situation i haven't at least thought about making a joke in

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

How we doin’ on breadsticks over here

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Your early 20s just being this