frog kisser 🍉

malicious dumbass (she/her)

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

unsalted saltines are just tines

[🍱 @langdonmell]

they’re simply lonely4lonely caretaker4caretaker kindred spirits soulmates

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

it’s actually an important part of the film when he finds a dollar on the ground and contemplates how the dollar could help his family, instead he is “selfish” and uses the dollar to buy a chocolate bar, which has the golden ticket inside, benefiting his whole family later

[Maddie Evans @EstieMaddie]

🍫 AM I HALUCINATING???????

🤷🏻‍♀️ I could SWEAR when Charlie gets the FIRST gift from grandpa Joe it was a CANDYBAR and he breaks it up and gives everyone a piece!!!!

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[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

@theemelking Monsterfucker kingdon truthers rise up

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

got an email today from google alerting me that I am the recovery email for my grandmothers account and it’s going to be deleted for inactivity lmao she’s been dead since 2016

[Shawn Hatosy @ShawnHatosy]

iPad

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

you’re literally falling for propaganda lmao

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

Notice how the Canadians barely gave Freddy 1/10th of the hospitality of southerners
This is because Canadians are evil

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

looking like a southern Ontario brutalist university

[Nick Hutson @NickHutsonMusic]

This isn’t concept art.

This is real life.

This is UNIVERSAL KIDS RESORT.

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

my favourite YouTuber does food reviews sometimes and he always gets Mac and cheese even tho he hates Mac and cheese

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

I want arasha’s mom in every single video

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

@shoedeardz Mel is the LAST person in the show to be religious LMAO

[turbomander @turbomander]

hate it when wenches protest “DONT BLOW YOUR PIPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY”. first of all it’s not smoke it’s a gnomish runevape and it’s like arcane vapor or some other shit, plus the scholars of the realm don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf fool

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

gender affirming care benefits us all, I wanted little titties and I got little titties; AND my government paid for it! 🇨🇦 trans men are men, trans women are women, fucks bigots!

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

actually my cisgender ass had top surgery cause my tits were too big and juicy so your argument does not stand lmao

[Janet Murray @jan_murray]

Dear Lush (cc Chelmsford City Council),

As a woman who had half a breast removed last year due to cancer, I am writing to raise my concerns about your “Proud of My Stripes” window display.

I am also, on behalf of other women who have experienced breast cancer, respectfully requesting its removal.

Because mastectomies are not a fashion statement, an identity marker or something to be celebrated.

They are something women undergo because they are ill, because they are frightened, because they are trying to stay alive.

Around 59,000 women are diagnosed with breast cancer in the UK every year. Many will undergo surgery - a mastectomy, lumpectomy or other procedure.

Others choose preventive mastectomies because they carry a high-risk BRCA gene mutation.

If a woman chooses to have her breasts removed to affirm a gender identity, that is her personal choice.

I honestly don’t know the number of women who have elective mastectomies for this reason.

What I do know is that it is a tiny number compared with those for whom breast surgery is medically necessary and not something to be celebrated.

I think I speak for many women who have experienced breast cancer - and for their families - when I say this:

Breast removal surgery is not something I regard as cute, playful or empowering.

Nor is it something I believe retailers should be celebrating.

For that reason, I am requesting that the display be removed and that @ChelmsCouncil apologise for promoting it on social media.

Yours sincerely,

Janet Murray

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

very funny to put vegan cheese on a turkey sandwich

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

sorry you guys don’t get Mel king like me

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

I had a thought when I first saw this and it was DIRTY

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

The Crayola x Camelbak Crayon Water Bottles (2026)

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

pincers you say?

[summer @cloisblog]

Yesterday's discourse reminded me of this

[frog kisser 🍉 @Auntwerp]

@nursecrashout I have a weighted stuffie that I cuddle and put on my chest