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[AuntyMiche 🛡🇳🇿 @AuntyMiche]

Dreamed about the Marshmallow Test. The kid born in 2020 flipped the table, grabbed the bag of marshmallows, and legged it. The adults were all "Well, that's fair."

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Well said alpha male. Now let’s use our big alpha brains and see if that same logic applies to drag queen story hour

[Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit]

he’s just so embarrassing

[AuntyMiche 🛡🇳🇿 @AuntyMiche]

Aw. Greg Bear died.

[Aaaaaron @Obstrobonous]

4-and-a-half Twitters worth

[GenderGP @GenderGP]

Today marks #TransDayofRemembrance where we come together and remember the lives lost to violence. These people were simply trying to exist authentically.

We created this blog to commemorate the day where you can learn about the lives lost and why today is so so important 🕯

[Kirsty Johnston @kirsty_johnston]

Omg Laura’s givealittle 😭😭😭

[Georgia Coan @georgia_coan]

Graffiti artist Banksy is basically encouraging his followers to shoplift the GUESS on Regent Street after they used his artwork without permission 👀

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

The gender today is the smell of a library and blood.

[Get Flanked @Get_Flanked]

Watching Elon struggle with Twitter is the closest we will come to knowing what would happen if gamers took over decision making on their games. The more obvious your "solution" seems, the more likely it is that it's already been thought of and it isn't happening for a reason.

[Funranium Labs @funranium]

I just raised $100.00 USD for my local children’s hospital through #EXTRALIFE. Donate today and help me reach my goal: https://t.co/3IjV9JLv1A

[Absolute Budy's And Pal's @budypals]

You Will Notice That In This Glouriouse Moment, Amongste These Eight Fuzzey Litt'l Sossige's, Not A Single One Is Experiencing A Thought

[Te Rangikaiwhiria Kemara @Te_Taipo]

Also shows you how out of touch the haters of Te Reo Maori are and how comfortable people are with it
"Ruby Tui sing-along caps Black Ferns' magical Rugby World Cup run at Eden Park" https://t.co/URASK6zeUP

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

"The French idea of assimilation was meant to turn Africans into one-dimensional Frenchmen, stripped of their alternative histories and the ideas and concepts about identity held by their ancestors."

— #AJOpinion by @gathara ⤵️ https://t.co/aROAckje4S

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

I’ve written for the ⁦@guardian⁩ about why Bake Off has lost it this series #GBBO https://t.co/WLTT8xRRYu

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

A Missouri woman shared her story of being denied an abortion - now the state is investigating her.

Wait, it gets worse.
https://t.co/FK9i4zw3yx

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Hoo boy. 😬 https://t.co/vYRaV1FQpk

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

I have the phone now. Jorts has been indicted for sabotage.