Bobby Dale

[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

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[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

WOOD - Nostalgia Critic https://t.co/iqAP3iUXKr via @YouTube

[Alexander Pennington @Authoralexp]

Why you shouldn't trust writers:

-They will steal your name
-They're constantly listening in on conversations for inspiration
-They will eat all your snacks
-By "open up to me" they mean "my characters need more inner conflict. Tell me yours"
-We know too much... about things

[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

Me: That was fun, let me post a photo to twitter.

Twitter: Nope.

Me: Tumblr it is!

[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

@MykeCole @Slate @johnismay @cjchivers @MalcolmNance @PhilKlay @AdamWeinstein Now the Army has the absence.

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

oh, you're a fan of true crime?
quick, name three people you've murdered and where you hid their bodies
do it you animal
those families out there are grieving, they need answers

[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

@reynoldsgareth Btw, so cool that you’re doing a show in Fort Collins. Denver is great for venues but it’s terrifying to drive to/park in/escape from after dark. Thanks for booking a modest College town!

[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

PS- Antikythera implies the existence of a Kythera. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

https://t.co/OXeJ6xJy1x

[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

Those pink boys in the back have too many teeth.

[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

Slowly understanding why Europe is upset this morning.

Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha | Finland 🇫🇮 | National Final Performance | Eurovi... https://t.co/QrpyXeHuSC via @YouTube

[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

@SamSykesSwears 12 queets = 12 quarter feets = 36”.
Orrrrr quarter feets is 25 feets times 12 is 300’.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

And yet…

The reason you are elected and enjoy the privilege of expressing this view is because many men and women of this country spoke out, and acted, on things they thought wrong.

It’s society, it’s a work in progress, and the process must be allowed to continue.

[Alexander Pennington @Authoralexp]

People: You control your story, you’re the writer. You decide what the characters do and where the plot goes

The characters:

[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

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[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

@WyoAids Tickets, please!

[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

Cute.

https://t.co/ggzjFdY6JC

[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

"United States prisoners of war in the 2003 invasion of Iraq" on Wikipedia: https://t.co/mOo54UAcWN

[Bobby Dale @Auralborous]

Tongo Tongo ambush - Wikipedia https://t.co/96Nd3yJlip