Austin

Parallel parker.

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

@shaileshrao (pt2) toward achieving your goals after graduation?

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

@shaileshrao thanks for the time @KelloggSchool. Had you not done consulting prior to Kellogg, would you have considered it a valuable step

[Pierre Garçon @PierreGarcon]

Thank you @Uber

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

If anyone can board the Ambitious Train and whip up a Trey Radel/Peter Russo meme, thank you in advance.

[Climate Power @ClimatePower]

On game day, Dallas Cowboys' stadium uses more energy than Liberia http://t.co/V1jU1JZGiG

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

@jawickham @drewmagary And how. Related: is the jury really still out on John Belushi's weight? #toosoonforjuryjokes?

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

Dr P not on Twitter? @PinkPoloShorts @andrewsharp

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

THANKS A LOT, #SCOTUS @washingtonian: A bear was captured in Northwest DC this morning: http://t.co/pCqlYzn6mW”

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

https://t.co/i5Q0leMQVx

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

https://t.co/VaaVzR8ZgE

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

#wompcity https://t.co/uki4zHhnOl

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

GO ON!... @Time RT @JNSmall: Neighbors of brothers said they used to play soccer together in the street. #boston #manhunt

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

Morning in Miami https://t.co/Uy5bQvaTho

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

It's like the old saying goes: God, Megabuses are fucking suffocating.

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

LOOK AT THIS EMOTIONAL WHISKEY #ifuckinggetInstagram,kids http://t.co/NbKbAz8W58

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

Just ate a banana while drinking a beer. Related: tomorrow is "Pull-Ups While Huffing Paint" Day.

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

#moving

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

@barackobama the Summer Catch soundtrack isn't on Spotify fix please

[Xfinity Support @XfinitySupport]

Comcast has been preparing for the Nor’easter since early in the week and is ready to support our customers.

[Austin @Aus10sibly]

To all my tweeps, i'm being so real when I say I wouldn't wish keeping a topsider tied on my worst enemy.