Herr Dutton, Supreme Commander

Supreme Leader of Border Force™. That's all you need to know.
Parody, although you may not realise it.

[Herr Dutton, Supreme Commander @AusBoaderForce]

How good is Australia? In any other country, criminals are in jail. We keep ours in Parliament! #CrimeMinisterMorrison #LiarFromTheShire #ScottyFomMarketing

[Herr Dutton, Supreme Commander @AusBoaderForce]

Excellent. FYI, my Govt will change the anthem to"Das Lied der Australien" In the meantime, carry on.

[PVO @vanOnselenP]

The Prime Minister’s opinion piece today was very inspiring… I found myself singing the national anthem alone in my room this morning after I read it.

[Herr Dutton, Supreme Commander @AusBoaderForce]

I'm sensing #ScottyTheSaviour isn't very popular with the Twitterati. Who's behind me pushing for a #Libspill. You know Australia needs a Dutton-lead military Junta during this crisis! RT if you love Border Force™
#MorrisonSh1tShow

[Herr Dutton, Supreme Commander @AusBoaderForce]

What about lizard-human hybrids? Have you any tips my Border Force™ operatives would find useful in the field? Border Force™ out.

[Herr Dutton, Supreme Commander @AusBoaderForce]

@AngusTaylorMP Cayman Island Jobs? Wink wink nudge nudge.

[Herr Dutton, Supreme Commander @AusBoaderForce]

Have you apologised for besmirching my Border Force™ over your #RubyPrincess clusterfuck, #KoalaKiller? Border Force™ out.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in the garage makes you a fucking car.

[𝗧𝗼𝗺 𝗢𝘀𝗯𝗼𝗿𝗻 PhD, FRSA. @call_me_tomasso]

If anyone is into Lyle Sheldon, please unfollow me now. I believe he is a personification of the worst kind of evil.

[Herr Dutton, Supreme Commander @AusBoaderForce]

@Qldaah Nice burn. I wonder if you'll be laughing quite so hard when a platoon of my hardened Border Force™ storm-troopers breaks down your door. Border Force™ out.

[Herr Dutton, Supreme Commander @AusBoaderForce]

@MstrOfUniverse @Kapow64055083 @PeterDutton_MP I don't.

[Herr Dutton, Supreme Commander @AusBoaderForce]

That #RubyPrincess Clusterfcuk was all NSW's fault and my crack Border Force™ troops have been exonerated. I'll expect your resignation by COB Tuesday, @gladysb. Border Force™ out

[Gladys Berejiklian @GladysB]

The NSW Government extends its heartfelt apology to anyone who experienced any additional hurt, stress and trauma due to the mistakes made by NSW Health regarding the Ruby Princess. https://t.co/HweRsfCLBo

[Scott Morrison - Former PM of Australia (parody) @scottyfrommktg]

I’ve just found out aged care is a federal government responsibility. Why didn’t someone tell me earlier? Now I look a bit silly.

[Craig Emerson @DrCraigEmerson]

The editors at the Australian claim they published the racist cartoon to demonstrate their opposition to racism. They misquoted Biden too, to demonstrate their opposition to misquoting people 😳

[Ewart, Dave @davidbewart]

we laughed at Americans for voting in trump and then elected morrison.

[Tony Windsor @TonyHWindsor]

Pleasing to see Tamworth Mayor Col Murray is questioning the feasibility of the “new” Dungowan Dam...$500m is a ridiculous amount to pay for 1extra year of water security for Tamworth.This is sheer Joyce stupidity that up til now the city leaders have just accepted 👍Mayor.

[Herr Dutton, Supreme Commander @AusBoaderForce]

Negative. Border Force™ had Tim Wilson's balls removed last year. He wasn't using them. Border Force™ ou

[Artist Formerly Known As Pasha - Stef Torok @reverendstef]

Why is Tim Wilson @TimWilsonMP wearing a mask inside? How badly posed is this!

(Also, if he hasn’t got his balls akimbo in this shot, I’m a toaster!)

[Herr Dutton, Supreme Commander @AusBoaderForce]

As Border Force™ said; the #RubyPrincess Clusterfuck was all @Gladysb's fault. Her and @BillSHortenMP's. And @ScottMorrisonMP was asleep at the wheel as well. Only Border Force™ emerges from this fiasco with any credibility. Border Force™ out.

[Herr Dutton, Supreme Commander @AusBoaderForce]

Border Force™ concurs. The bitch should be tasered. Often. Border Force™ out.

[Bob Lowe @FxLowe]

@RonShamgar She's violently resisting arrest and clearly not being choked since she's so bloody loud. So, what's the problem?

If I were the cops, I'd taser her after she started kicking and be done with it. 🤷‍♂️

[Anastasios (Taso) Manolakis 💦 vax: up to date @AnastasiosManol]

@newbury3186 @DanielAndrewsMP Technical issues, nbn, IT issue you idiot Jamie boy

[VeritasVincint🔻🇵🇸🍉 @veritas_vincent]

@newbury3186 @DanielAndrewsMP His doing a better job than the #LNPCrimeFamily. Just look at #AgedCare. Stupid.