Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️

Fell in love with FFC whilst living in London - now reliant on the cringey words of Gentleman Jim. COYW ⚪️⚫️

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

It's always felt like Marco succeeded despite the Fulham leadership, for whom he was able to paper over their bullshit to an extent. I fully expect them TK to appoint someone who won't have the cred to challenge the club. Survival is the target this season. Thank you Marco 👏🏻

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

We can confirm that Marco Silva will leave his role as Head Coach at Fulham this summer.

It’s a position that Silva has held for five years – a spell which was laden with success.

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

This fucking loser is 43 years old...

[Tony Khan @TonyKhan]

Justified “I banged your mother!” chants for the New York Street Fight I Quit Match World Tag Team Title fight FTR vs @RatedRCope + @Christian4Peeps right NOW!

Thank you all watching #AEWDoN tonight!

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

Vintage TC 🤍🖤

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

But, what do I know? Maybe I'm being unfair and it just so happens that the son of the owner who has never had a real job that wasn't handed to him by daddy is the best person to oversee a premier league football department, what an incredibly fortunate coincidence that would be.

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

This shit is always so embarrassing. "I wonder what this season might have been"

What might have been if... we signed players before deadline day?

What might've been if... our absent DOF could set a strategy for the head coach role at the club and make a decisive call?

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

Ahead of the final match of the season, Mr Khan has provided notes for today's match programme.

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

That Tony Khan isn't engaged enough or intelligent enough to comprehend the impact of to the people this means so much to.

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

The drop off from Antonee Robinson needs to be studied

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

Have we completed 1 pass in their half yet…?

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

The FAB in any conversation with the club.

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

We can today confirm 2026/27 Season Ticket prices and key dates for renewals and new sales.

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

Love the positions Lukic is getting in today

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

Sander Berge’s unwillingness to pass the ball forward makes me want to stick a fork in my eye

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

What on earth is going on with Alex Iwobi?

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

Robinson and Castagne are both huge liabilities at the moment

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

A win is all that was important today, but my goodness - as unconvincing as a 3-1 can be

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

Josh ❤️❤️❤️

[Aussie Cottager 🇦🇺⚪️⚫️ @AussieCottager]

They’re all on beach. In mid-March. Again. Being a professional footballer for Fulham is pretty good deal. 30 league games, a couple of cup games, cash in the bank.