Aussie Horror

Writer of horror tales set mostly in guess where. I'm looking for people who like to read.

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@mak_aura The quality of their faces matched the quality of their playing.

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@wolfblitzer @CNN Sure thing, Wolfy boy!

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@hwjohnston7 Writing for an audience other than you means having to compromise the quality of your work, simply because you're forever having to ask yourself whether your intended audience is going to like what you've written.

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@RodneyMarshall1 Largely forgettable series. Nice to see Peter Cushing and other horror stalwarts, though.

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@lee98471486 We called them kidney stones from hell.

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@kaiikaeya @SomaKazima2 $725,000 a year works out to be $348.56 per hour or $2,788.48 per 8-hour day. A fair day's pay for a fair day's work.

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@FinnBalor I adore pussy.

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@EchoChamYT Staff Recommends would be more accurately expressed as Karl Marx Would Have Dug These.

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@For_Film_Fans The fact is they have turned it into a colossal waste of time. Imagine putting Klingon under Languages Spoken on an employment application form.

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@alexjoem33 I always write with a big payday for the film rights in mind, so, no, you're not the only one.

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@andrewc44104127 @grok It's Piers Morgan without a doubt.

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@CHRISDBRAND I'd never do anything as foolhardy and potentially damaging as that; however, I do intend to put "This is the greatest book I've ever read--the author" and "Damn, this guy can write--the author" on the front cover of my upcoming novel.

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@UnityNewsNet What an unexpected thing for a Jewish sodomite to say.

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@realmattfalcon Smiling, he sawed her head off. Nothing wrong with that. The sentence I mean. You don't want to overuse this kind of sentence construction, but never using it because "all-knowing" editors happen not to like it is ridiculous.

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@Lindhacker @FloridaManPig Piss off, Karen!

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@Nerdrotics In answer to Todd's question: no.

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@Holliiejanes Start with something provocative and propulsive, something that grabs the reader's attention and lets the narrative horse out of the gate, e.g. Where did I leave the body?

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@lhallwriter Books sales are the best reviews of all.

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@MarcelloCresce2 Real name: Jew Lecher.

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@JDaltonAuthor I've seen far worst. The main problem is the composition. The images are either too small or pushed too far down the cover by an avalanche of text. YouTube has some excellent how-to-design-a-great-book-cover guides. Binge watch a bunch of them, and you'll be good to go.