Austin, not Texas. Never Texas...

watch too much tv, and likely drink too much wine 🍷

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@JunDishes This aged well 🤣

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@peacock @susie_meister

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@braincandypod @ImSarahRice @susie_meister I just introduced @braincandypod to my grandma on a road trip, and realized I should have done a little pre-screening; it was the episode about Mormon soaking 🤦‍♂️😳

[Austin, not Texas. Never Texas... @AussieMac0110]

@hiballenergy - only got half of my order from a month ago and been going back and forth with customer service with no resolution. Help!

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@USPS any ideas how this happened? I get that things happen to mail, but this seems excessive...

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💛🧡❤️💚💙💜

[The Dodo @dodo]

Terrified little dog tries to bite rescuers — then she totally melts into their arms 💚 @HopeForPaws

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@nicolebyer

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@TheMarkLong Does a gay bear have anonymous sex in the woods?

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Today would be a good day for @Walmart to reinstate hazard pay

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Today would be a good day for @Kroger to reinstate hazard pay

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Today would be a good day for @Amazon to reinstate hazard pay

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Combined our excitement of the new Vice President @KamalaHarris with a custom tree topper whilst keeping our tradition of hidden Xmas tree shots #thegiftthatkeepsongiving

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@Mrs_ARockstar

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@SHOTOFYAGER Show the ladies some love - what about Carrie Brownstein?

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@YNB

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@MeanyChristiney

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@BBCaltoru I forgot that Bridget remover her lips from Frank’s ass long enough to say something that season...

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@MysterySolvent Contagious stupidity

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@danjlevy So did you!!! 💜💚💙

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@SHOTOFYAGER If it is, I don’t think it’s working...