Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady

𝔰𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔷 𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔩 *

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

I just want everyone to know that if you aren’t obsessed with me you’re wrong & cowardly

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

why are you, as a tropical storm, named Debby?

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

the best thing about stalking people on spotify is falling in love with spotify user 1234567, a friend of an acquaintance of a friend etc, based solely upon a playlist with a weird name that they made 4+ years ago

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

I want to ride in the back of a truck through a field so bad

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

the spotify algorithm can never trick me into listening to noah kahan no matter what… I refuse to learn what the New England guy sounds like

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

imagine hating me and I’m just at home letting the soft animal of my body love what it loves

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

I’m being a Bitch™️ again but if your second toe is longer than your big toe I do not want to see u in sandals this summer keep them things inside

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

when I go to the club I want to dance to those waxahatchee classics

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

unfortunately I just overheard my coworker who sports a circus ringmaster mustache say “awesome possum” and he was being so serious

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

When a dog sticks its head out a car window and their ears flop around in the wind… that’s amore

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

I’ve never been so fired up while remaining absolutely silent alone in my life

[UConn Men's Basketball @UConnMBB]

This time of year, it's UConn against the world.

#MadeForMarch | #MixForSix

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

personally I think Dan Hurley knocking a Creighton fan out would be cool!

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

I wonder if Jordan Hawkins knows that my 10 week old puppy is named after him

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

out of pocket

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

i never lose an argument i just start doin this

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

many whacky happenings under this full wolf moon I’m worried about some folks

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

haters are going to be absolutely beside themselves when I roll up to the next @UConnMBB game in this bad boy @hassan_diarra11

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

“Sean Miller & Dan Hurley would be amaazing charades players!”

[Local Sports New Orleans @BallySportsNO]

Jordan Hawkins FIRST OFFICIAL NBA BUCKET 👊

@PelicansNBA | #Pelicans | 📺:BSNO

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

It should be illegal to play trailers for scary movies during regular tv programming I will die on this hill

[Schrödinger’s ⚡️ Catlady @AustKellyMo]

my cats run around my house like little startled mice about a dust particle moving in the breeze but a violent wind lightning thunderstorm has them chilling beyond my wildest dreams