Eileen Austin

[eliza @elizamclamb]

Too much tummy ache discourse. The headache girlies suffer mercifully in SILENCE. Lugging around 6000mg Excedrin at all times. Suddenly needing 5 hours to lie down with a bag of frozen tater tots on the neck. We are the rightful queens to the common physical ailment throne

[trash jones @jzux]

today i’ve decided i’m not going to give it my all. today i’m only gonna give it my some

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

I would just like to personally apologize to Gal Gadot

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Anyone who passes judgment on print vs. ebook vs. audiobook is a lazy critic. It does not matter how you consume books as long as you read them.

[Eileen Austin @Austaire]

@robcesternino What a snore

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

Elmo/Rocco feud getting me through the week

[Eileen Austin @Austaire]

@AMikeBloomType They’re still trying to figure out how to give credit to Memphis

[Eileen Austin @Austaire]

@allstargleyber Classssssssssic

[Eileen Austin @Austaire]

@allstargleyber No

[prance @bocxtop]

a bored caveman rubbed two sticks together until it lit up now i gotta do battle with excel from 9am to 5pm everyday

[Colin Rourke @ballin_rourke]

On the way to the Airport:

[hoolia @hoo00lia]

Fire Tom “a couple tenths” Forster

[Eileen Austin @Austaire]

@TheBBSituation Morgan not going to trials enables stan culture!

[African American refuge @Sirferrell1]

Say it ain't fucking so

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

What the actual fuck am I watching?! @TeamUSA @Olympics

[Eileen Austin @Austaire]

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