𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook

cold-hearted handsome devil. team taz. hookhausen.

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

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𝐇𝐨𝐨𝐤

𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥

𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯?

𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸.

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[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

Good afternoon, Hookhausen nation!

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

|| I still don't know what to post on this account besties 🥴

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

No, no! I mean uh... Could you entertain me?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐍 • ɴᴏᴛ— @BeckyLynchWWE @SOULLESSSENPAl]

Entertaining⁉️ Danhausen is always entertaining. What is he going on about? Did he eat the wrong chips?

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

I don't know, man. You're the funny one.

[𖤐 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘. | not @DanhausenAD @CourierOfCurses]

Like what?

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

Hey, friend! Be entertaining, please.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐍 • ɴᴏᴛ— @BeckyLynchWWE @SOULLESSSENPAl]

…

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

There he is!

Do something funny.

[𖤐 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘. | not @DanhausenAD @CourierOfCurses]

👹👹👹👹👹👹

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

I'm bored, where the weird demon guy?

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

|| stop omg I'm stuck

[𖤐 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘. | not @DanhausenAD @CourierOfCurses]

|| u can do it bestie 💘

[Korea’s Next Top Model @HotAsianImport]

// Hard to believe this is the same community that was outraged over James Ellsworth winning the women's Money In The Bank match

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

|| Hi! Trans guy here. It absolutely is transphobic

All it takes is looking into the science of hormone therapy to realise that, after a certain amount of time on HRT, trans women are biologically on a level playing field to cis women.

Get out of here with this transphobic bs.

[Korea’s Next Top Model @HotAsianImport]

// It's not transphobic to think it's unfair for biologically male athletes to compete in women's sports. Sorry, not sorry. If they wanna compete against the men, go for it. If they wanna compete against other trans athletes, go for it. Make a whole trans division, go for it.

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

|| me wanting to post stuff on this account vs not knowing what to post because I haven't been active in this verse for so long 😪

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

They're just a bit big to fit in a house, Danhausen.

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

I'm uh

I'm not sure that's where blimps get stored, man.

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

I've got your back, Mr Hausen. I'll bully him back for you.

[𖤐 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘. | not @DanhausenAD @CourierOfCurses]

Danhausen has a friend. Menacing Mike Sterling can stop bullying Danhausen now.

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

Sure, let's go with that, my peculiar friend.

[𖤐 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘. | not @DanhausenAD @CourierOfCurses]

Yes! Is that not what the kids say?

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

Very... Fabulous?

[𖤐 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘. | not @DanhausenAD @CourierOfCurses]

It shall be the hookhausen blimp! Yes! Very fabulous, very evil.

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

I'll see what I can do, yeah? No promises, buddy.

[𖤐 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘. | not @DanhausenAD @CourierOfCurses]

We will win a blimp! Is a blimp on the table? Danhausen deserves a blimp.

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

Maybe you'll finally be able to get that blimp I've heard so much about, huh?

[𖤐 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘. | not @DanhausenAD @CourierOfCurses]

Danhausen is pleased with this development. You will make him lots of monies.

[𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊 | NOT @730hook @AustereDevil]

What can I say? The chips really sold me.

[𖤐 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘. | not @DanhausenAD @CourierOfCurses]

SEND HOOKHAUSEN. 🪝🖤