Austin

Laughter is my job, tears are my game, computers are my profession. ♌️

[Austin @Austin082]

This is deal of no deal and Howie ain’t waiting for nothing

[Austin @Austin082]

Cotton Candy Blizzard, you sweet son of a bitch

[Austin @Austin082]

“Im eating a banana, one of you two go!” People need to learn to drive better smh

[Austin @Austin082]

If the ground could stay dry over the weekend that would just be fantastic

[Austin @Austin082]

It was funnier when “they’re working on the bridge.” was a funny late joke for being late than it was becoming a reality

[Austin @Austin082]

Just ban cologne, you fellas push it too far

[Austin @Austin082]

I like to play a game and see how far someone has pushed a grocery cart from the store. Currently my PB is 1.1 miles but had some honest contenders along the way.

[Austin @Austin082]

Had my fun, finally took some overdue time for self-care and damn it feels so good to be back

[Austin @Austin082]

Good ole wall clock that never lost an hour back in the fall is flexing hard today

[Austin @Austin082]

The only good thing about the cold is coats which means sneaking around food and drinks is back on the menu

[Zach Sabbath @strebor_truc]

If you rely on this man for news or seek his opinions to base your own, you are so fucking dumb.

[Austin @Austin082]

@conaldososa

[Austin @Austin082]

Put a egg in your shoe and beat it

[Igor Sushko @igorsushko]

🚨 BREAKING: Kremlin agents in the US with millions of Twitter followers were paid $10 million by Russia to spread disinformation and rally support for convicted felon Trump on social media per indictment unsealed by the Department of Justice.
TENET Media, based in Tennessee.

[Austin @Austin082]

@LegendOfRachel_

[Austin @Austin082]

“I’ll use some gift cards for lunch to save money” little did I know, my car battery was about to die costing me over $150

[Austin @Austin082]

When I commute around, sort of like geocaching I like to spot a lost shopping cart and imagine the journey it had from its store. So far my PB is a Payless cart that was 1.5 miles from its home.

[Austin @Austin082]

@conaldohudson

[Austin @Austin082]

Climb the mountain

[Austin @Austin082]

@LegendOfRachel_ And then those people wonder what might have been different if they got the shot