Austin Butler

I’m just a guy, man

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

@highbrow_nobrow Saying that because he’s trying to split the country

[Dr. Sandra Steingraber 🏳️‍🌈 @ssteingraber1]

Ecologist speaking calmly: if you pump groundwater from a drinking water aquifer for cooling data center shit and it evaporates, becomes a cloud, drifts away, and rains into the sea, you have in effect USED UP WATER. Begging everyone to learn the water cycle taught in 7th grade.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

DETROIT IS BACK IN THE POSTSEASON FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 10 YEARS❗

On Aug. 10, the Tigers were 55-63 and had a 0.2% chance to make the playoffs. They are 31-11 since 👏

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

@KvshSinn Need to bring back everybody making their own signature dance and never doing anything else

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

@CallawayGolf @ButlerJordan @ayewinger hello again, we try🫡

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

@CallawayGolf @ButlerJordan @ayewinger it’s that time of year🫡

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

Part of being a small dog owner is wanting to square up your dog that’s 10% of your size because he wants to eat plastic and doesn’t respect you want him to live

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

In honor of my birthday throwback to when I found out my family’s dog was dying, then later trying to take my mind off things I turned on the tv to see an insurrection happening live. Weird way to turn 22

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

Can confirm as the bf

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

@jessierenee_8 *without saying a certain word not available to my skin tone🫡

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

What most of my life consists of right now🤠

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

Purdue you absolutely cannot be shitting me right now

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

@jessierenee_8 Being sexy is also a functionality👀

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

@jessierenee_8 Booty feeling thiccer too boo😛

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

@kmmatthews17 Didn’t die so we’re good

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

Walking around my apartment feeling like I have appendicitis but ignoring it because my sink stopped working and I still don’t feel like handwashing dishes>>>

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

@jessierenee_8 Must be because I’m white

[Barstool Boilermakers @BarstoolPU]

UPDATE:

Purdue didn’t have the worst bowl loss

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

My primary skill as a guy is being willing and able to drive in no matter how snowy the conditions are. Never met a snowstorm I couldn’t drive in

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

@jessierenee_8 *Consensually*

[Austin Butler @Austin4Butler]

@jessierenee_8 Mb baby😔✊🏼