Hug a Thug

CDL certified for your dump truck ass

[Hug a Thug @Austin4MVP]

CDC has just authorized you to be able to date the local milfs in your area

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

I have a proposal for Mr. Zuckerberg…

Winner of our fight gets ownership of the other persons social media platform for 24 HOURS.

You win, you get Twitter.
I win, I get Meta.

Let me know.

Best,
Elon “your wife drives a Tesla” Musk

[i like food @messedupfoods]

just trying to feel something

[verbose doucher @ghastlygaI]

you ever talk to somebody and you can tell they liked the mw2 airport shooting level too much

[Oink @oink2boink]

They’re big but I wouldn’t say they’re ostrich sized

[Hug a Thug @Austin4MVP]

@chrisdcomedy Chrissy cuff links 🥵

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“An empty browser history says more than a full one” – Abraham Lincoln

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Good thing China can’t spy on us anymore.
-Sent from my IPhone

[max homa @Maxhoma]

Had a nice time on the course today. 5 birdies, 1 bogey, no subpoenas. Very successful start to the week!

[body by miller lite @skylarmgreer]

bring back movie theatre handies

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

In the bathroom after 3 sips of a martini

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[Jocko Willink @jockowillink]

Thanks. I’ll keep that in mind.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My bedside table

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

TO THE OVERS CLUB! #BarstoolSportsbook

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

WELCOME TO THE OVERS CLUB PEOPLE

[Hug a Thug @Austin4MVP]

@BarstoolBigCat 2 years, I kept my nose to the grind stone. Life’s to short to bet the under’s baby!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

12. We have officially reached tragedy zone. This means we all have to take nothing for granted, no early celebrating, no resting on our laurels, every yard is earned. Let’s finish this. #ToTheOversClub

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

this really the hardest line in the history of US presidency