Austin Gordon

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

Today the @realDonaldTrump campaign sued to invalidate hundreds of thousands of fraudulent ballots in the Western District of Michigan.

First PA, then Michigan will go to Trump.

Affidavits will be published tomorrow.

You will be shocked.

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

The best ones are always gone way to soon

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

I would be having surgery right when a cat 4 hurricane is about to hit.. rip bank account

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

@bdubbs95 @rylanduffin you’re half way there bud

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

@rylanduffin Depends on the beer also

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

@dvnisemck @alexiiiann Phh

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

@hamiltoncha07 Bottle maybe better then cans but draft beats it all

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

If you’re thinking about doing line work then you might wanna rethink your life 😂

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

@rylanduffin @DawsonDouglas2 Never even stepped on one back then sure as hell wouldn’t now

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

@tyler_lumsden23 Big money son

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

Pretty sure Uncle Sam likes my storm checks as much as I do

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

Definitely gonna have to hit the town when this passes

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

@iSmellLikeFiji Yeah I like bangs pretty good never had reigns

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

If you know me you know I love Red Bull and 5 hour energy drinks and I’ve only had one of each in the past week and I’m dying

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

@rylanduffin But let’s go they hire everyday out there

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

@rylanduffin Utah

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

@Codyy12 If I had half the money you thought I had I wouldn’t be working

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

If you ain’t my friend now don’t be hitting me up in 6 months when the stock market skyrockets 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Austin Gordon @Austin9915]

@rylanduffin Just in time for another storm