Austin Johnson

AI Software Engineer & IRS licensed Enrolled Agent helping teams simplify tech & taxes.
Built HatcheryBrain (AgTech / $50M powered)

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This time has yet to be different.

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@CollinRugg I'm just glad it wasn't a Kalshi ad

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@unusual_whales I'm always amazed how Munger and Buffett have managed to accumulate enormous wealth, all while avoiding the pitfalls of riches.

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@EndWokeness This sounds like an argument from a juror, not a justice.

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@ClownWorld The costs of this liberal return policy end up being passed on to the general customer base in prices and fees - it incentivizes abuse, creating a moral hazard.

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@unusual_whales Imagine growing up in a foreign country as a US Citizen and then realizing one day your income is taxable by the US and you likely need to file a form 1040.

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@RaminNasibov The Secret, Think and Grow Rich, and other general law of attraction pseudoscience

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More like Game Of Wait-Who-Is-That-Again?

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@MLFootball An historic victory indeed.

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Claude Fable seems great when you want to try one-shotting big coding objectives - but for everyday software engineering, Opus still seems to be the multitool of choice.

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There are worse problems in life than realizing capital gains.

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A goal achieved is a goal mourned.

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As a young child, I spent much forethought on how I would handle the hazards of quicksand and lava.

I have yet to encounter either.

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The highest possible praise for a non-fiction book is the word “magisterial”.

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Bonds don’t make you rich.
Bonds make you wealthy.

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@Scav Yes but only for my macuahuitls

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@RaminNasibov Alternate between The Office and The Wire

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All of the sudden, typos make an email feel genuine and sincere.

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A lot of business ownership would be more accurately be described as job ownership.

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@AlexHormozi Loose ends sink weekends.