Floyd The Garbageman

my dreams are just like my cock. small and don't last long #mayhewlakemafia

[Floyd The Garbageman @AustinBrenny]

Basically I’m just a hell bent badass and you’ll go clinically insane if you try changing that

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You want to know why I wear sunglasses at 10pm? Simply because I do whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want

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Fellas is it even a shower if you don’t piss while the water is running?

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I think I came to the conclusion that I no longer have a heart

[Nick @NickBouker]

Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me

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“LeAd her on then sleep with her then tell her you’re broke as fuck”

[Floyd The Garbageman @AustinBrenny]

What in the fuck are you thinking?

[NFL Retweet @NFLRT]

"What went into the decision to let (kicker) Daniel Carlson go?"

Mike Zimmer: Did you see the game?

"Was it an easy decision?"

Zimmer: Yeah, it was pretty easy.

Zim is a savage.

[Floyd The Garbageman @AustinBrenny]

There’s two things in this life I take very seriously. Hunting and work. Now one of those is a lie.

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I hate when girls say “you look cute in camo” bitch that’s because you can’t see all the ugliness underneath it 😂

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If you have anxiety or depression grab a bow and get your ass in the woods and tell me how you feel after

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“Oh so your family has land? What was your relationship status again?”

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@NicolleBrenny Because it’s not stress free

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“Gotta watch for deer coming down the road, they don’t use blinkers and they just turn” -@AustinAndersonR

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“I feel as more woman no adays smoke pot. THEY NEED A FUCKING ROLEMODEL” -anon

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This year has been nothing but shit

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“I got so excited over a small buck once I puked all over myself in the stand. Doesn’t help I was drinking all day” -anon

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That was a bold move Cotten

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I’ve hauled lots of ready mix in my belly dump

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@Bradpopp1 Yeah that’s gay

[Floyd The Garbageman @AustinBrenny]

“If I had a vagina that thing would be totaled out so I can’t say shit” -anon