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[JDP @Polo763_]

Fairs match going fans have executed this perfectly. Feels surreal

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

We've won three Premier League titles, an FA Cup and two Champions League trophies in a week. Unbelievable.

YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT!

[Austin|B @AustinButler98]

🤣🤣🤣

[Dean Parker @deanmillaparker]

Correct.

None of it counts. None of it was real.

It was all built on a foundation of cheating.

Your wife wouldn't have fond memories of your 25th anniversary holiday to the Bahamas if it turned out you'd been repeatedly sticking it in her best friend 10 years earlier

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[Mark S @07Simmo]

This has aged so badly. Listen to the demanded standards of £80m Pogba compared to what you hear today from players who struggle to pass the ball forwards or get 5+ GA per season

£135m Isak
£130m Enzo
£115m Wirtz
£120m Barcola
£117m Rogers
£130m Anderson
£105m Rice
£100m Tonali
£100m Grealish
£80-90m Mudryk
£85m Matheus
£85m Savio
£70m Marmoush
£65m Havertz
£60-70m Gyokeres

Pogba is obviously miles better than anyone on this list whether you like him or not #MUFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick will stay at Manchester United as permanent manager, confirmed.

Direction clear for weeks, plan also approved by Sir Jim Ratfliffe and new deal set to be signed soon.

New deal for 2 years plus option to extend or directly 3 years, but no doubts: Carrick says yes and will sign the contract.

[Kailenzo News @Kailenzo_]

Man United beats Newcastle today and Man City loses to Forest.

Man United moves to 54 points in 29 games, 10 points behind Arsenal(64), 5 points behind City (59) in 29 games

In the next 9 games:
United get 27 points (9W)
City get 21 points (7W)
Arsenal get 16 points (3W, 1D)

In total:
United have 82 pts
City have 80 pts
Arsenal have 80 pts

Manchester United win the league

[Austin|B @AustinButler98]

Someone give his head a wobble

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ Gary Neville: "There cannot be any consideration that Michael takes the job beyond this season, for Michael and for the club.

"If he wins every game, look, we could be sat here in the season where he's done unbelievably well, and we're always thinking the fans are up and they're in the Champions League places, fifth or whatever. It could happen if there's a good run and we could all be getting swayed with it.

"I honestly feel like at the end of the season when you've got Pochettino, Tuchel and Ancelotti."

[Topskills Sports UK @topskillsportuk]

🚨💣 EXCL: Barcelona is confident they can land Lisandro Martínez from Manchester United in the summer — with his contract set to expire in June 2027. 🇦🇷🔵🔴 #FCB

Barça is seriously eyeing a summer move, with sources confirming talks underway with his entourage for a free post-contract transfer in the summer.

No club talks/offers yet, but #MUFC could sell if no extension soon — deal has a 1-year option.

In case there is no agreement to sign a new contract, MUFC will prefer to cash in, but FCB is open to a loan with a buy option.

[Austin|B @AustinButler98]

Just another one he’s got wrong

[Football Talk @FootballTalkHQ]

🗣️ Paul Scholes on Senne Lammens earlier this season:

"You buy this lad from Belgium. What's he cost €20m (£18.2m). I think that tells you everything about him at this point. 'It tells me he's (Lammens) not a top goalkeeper.

As soon as that man (Donnarumma) became available, drive to Paris, go and get him, give him whatever he wants."

[Austin|B @AustinButler98]

Big baby

[PB @football_pb]

Imagine for one second if an Arsenal player, who was extremely fortunate to not get sent off, on two different occasions, came out in the media after the game and acted like this.

Rodri should be getting it from all angles, media, FA etc. over the next week. Let's see.

[Ineos Glazers DIE @Vararse_]

You did this on a yellow & then fouled someone else 2 mins later🤣🤣 pipe down you sore loser https://t.co/92Mpp8bETy

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨🗣 Talksport presenter Katie Shanahan:

"Why is it always Manchester United former players, its more than any other team, we don't see this from the likes of Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Spurs."

"Its always Manchester United that seem to have too much criticism from former players." 🤔

[@talkSPORT]

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨🗣 Gabriel Agbonlahor slams "bitter" Roy Keane as he reacts to Butt and Scholes' feud with Lisandro Martinez:

"You are seeing a lot from the Manchester United ex players, look at Roy keane to me he's an angry bitter man the way he talked about Legend Sir Alex Ferguson hanging around like a bad smell"

"How angry he was at Jonny Evans getting a job, How angry he was about Carrick getting the job bringing up Carrick’s wife, Sometimes these players have got like Agendas and bitter of things that happened in the past"

[@talkSPORT]

[Austin|B @AustinButler98]

Rinse and repeat these stories 😂

[mufcytp @mufcytp]

💣🔥🔥CRAZY NEWS: Michael Carrick’s training sessions have reportedly blown the Manchester United players’ minds.

The squad is said to be hugely impressed with his methods, with tactical meetings keeping everyone on high alert.

[@indykaila]

Maybe Ten Hag’s & Amorim’s methods weren’t so impressive after all! 😶

[Austin|B @AustinButler98]

Then we wake up 😒

[Scott Saunders @__scottsaunders]

Man Utd dream scenario over next six months.

- Ole comes back, repeats caretaker form
- Qualifies for CL, finally wins a trophy (FA Cup)
- Walks away a hero after how it ended before
- United get huge financial boost to aid rebuild
- Shed huge contracts in 2026 & make key signings
- Luis Enrique fancies a go from there and everything is great again forever and ever more

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇵🇹 Ruben Amorim at Manchester United this season:
▪️ "He's not the man for the job"
▪️ "He doesn't get the club"
▪️ "His system doesn't suit the players"
▪️ 25 points in the league

🇮🇹 Enzo Maresca at Chelsea this season:
▪️ "He's really growing into the role"
▪️ "His passion is incredible"
▪️ "He handles the squad well"
▪️ 25 points in the league

Perception is key. 🔑

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Gianluigi Donnarumma has saved 58% of the shots he has faced in the Premier League this season, the 3rd worst record in the competition:

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21st G. DONNARUMMA 58%
22nd Alisson 56%
23rd Bayindir 54%

Flop. 🧤

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🎙️ | Fabrizio Romano with a special message for Harry Maguire on Instagram:

"Harry Maguire deserves a special post, in my opinion. Might sound as a different one… but I believe it’s worth it, for football fans and not only.

"Just few days after his late goal at Anfield, becoming Man United’s unexpected hero (once again…), Harry’s story from these years keeps going round in my mind.

"It’s too easy now to forget what happened, what he’s had to go through for years and years since he joined Manchester United for that huge transfer fee in 2019.

"But players don’t control the transfer fee… that’s just about the clubs. They’re not robots. They usually try their best to perform, and sometimes it doesn’t work.

"Harry didn’t have any responsibility for that fee… but the level of abuse, attack, stupid posts, “memes” and unfortunately much more on all social media platforms has been something unprecedented. It was horrible.

"Imagine every week, getting abused just because your performances are not the best ones at your job. It can happen to anyone… but with Harry, what he suffered (and he wasn’t the only player underperforming, not at all…), that was way too much. That was unacceptable.

"Also, I’m sure 50% of people attacking him especially from abroad didn’t even follow or watch the games. It was just easy method: turn on your account, make fun of Maguire. But football is a lovely jungle sometimes.

"Harry never complained. Never overreacted. Never commented or hit back to anyone. Hard work. Keep going. Never giving up. Follow your dream to be Man United player at best level possible.

"No more captain’s armband? Also no problem. Stay focused. Help your teammates. Play at your best and give 100% in every game or training session.

"Maguire wasn’t a terrible player back then, he’s not a Ballon d’Or today. It’s about moments. Football, sport, life. A story valid for all the football fans, players, also other sports’ lovers… and normal people.

"After Anfield goal, he said: “I’m so happy because I’ve been in love with this club for years… and because for one day, our fans can be happy. They deserve it”.

"Let people talk. Let people criticise. Don’t give up on your dreams. Work harder. Give your best, always… and then beautiful things will come. ❤️👊🏼"

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

diogo dalot is one of those footballers when you watch a small clip of him you will think he’s terrible but when you watch him for a full 90, you’re absolutely right