Austin Foss

Loan officer to pay the bills, NMLS # 1663766. Formerly of ESPN, so I tend to have sports opinions. Be kind to each other. Proverbs 3:5-6

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

@Hitman Why didn't you ask him if he could help you fix the game-breaking bugs that are present since the most recent update?

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

@Hitman The most unfortunate part is the state of the game following the most recent update. When are the issues getting fixed?

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

@Hitman What about fixing your game and letting us poison drinks as intended?

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

@Hitman I am putting you up to the task of fixing your game after the latest update.

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

@Hitman Can we give you an assignment of fixing your game after the most recent update completely broke a number of aspects critical to gameplay?

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

@Hitman Maybe try fixing the game first?

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

@Hitman When are you putting out a patch to fix the bugs in the most recent update? Can't poison targets even when wearing a bartender/waiter disguise.

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

Why is the official account of the White House run by an angsty teen?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Panicans got real quiet. 👀

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

I'm glad this is what the President is spending his time on, as if there weren't other more important GLOBAL EVENTS happening...

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

I do not understand how it's possible for the President of the United States to be so resentful of American citizens just because they don't say nice things about him

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Abraham Lincoln got shot in the head and still managed to keep the country together. Franklin Roosevelt ran the entire Second World War from a wheelchair. Eisenhower defeated Hitler and then, just to stay busy, built 48,000 miles of motorway. Kennedy looked at the moon, said “we’ll have that,” and inside a decade they did. Reagan stared down the Soviet Union until it simply gave up and went home.

Two hundred and fifty years. Forty-six men. Men who stormed beaches, split atoms, faced down nuclear annihilation over breakfast and then filed sensible paperwork about it afterward.

And then, after all of that, the entire accumulated weight of American history, the most consequential democratic experiment the world has ever seen, produced this.

A television review.

No Mars landing. No cure for cancer. No Soviet empire dissolved before lunch. Just a man in the White House, in the year 2026, informing the internet that a CBS chat show host had no talent.

That is what 250 years of American greatness built. America should be deeply, permanently ashamed of itself.

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[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

#Rockets fans should be thoroughly embarrassed at the lack of fans in the stands.

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

What he did was just deemed to be illegal. Seems like it should just end there, no?

[Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson]

No one can deny that the President’s use of tariffs has brought in billions of dollars and created immense leverage for America’s trade strategy and for securing strong, reciprocal America-first trade agreements with countries that had been taking advantage of American workers for decades. Congress and the Administration will determine the best path forward in the coming weeks.

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

@JLB_TX His home... Which is in the United States! That's why it's so crazy how people are saying he's un-american

[Dan Why-Ner @ReallyDanWeiner]

I'm as white as it gets but this is a love letter to Latino culture and music and it fucking rules.

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

It's amazing that the GOP feels like the government seats "belong to them".

Isn't the whole point of a democracy that the people are free to vote for who they actually want?

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

@Andy_Deossa Texans are also legit out of players

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

Refs have been... Less than great in this #CARvsTB game

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

@JennaLaineESPN Broadcast has been blaming Jamel the whole time but to me that's on Smith. No need to double team a 6 yard out route

[Adam Wexler @AdamJWexler]

Another illegal shift (pre-snap) penalty that is completely avoidable, but the #Texans don't avoid it. Wipes out the Schultz TD.

[Austin Foss @AustinFoss]

How did he lower costs if everything is more expensive?

[Rep. Mary Miller @RepMaryMiller]

Joe Biden spent FOUR years wrecking our economy.

President Trump returned and immediately started UNDOING the damage — lowering costs, restoring stability, and putting American workers FIRST! 🇺🇸