Austin Myers

Football is really all I care about and all that matters. #WeAreTexans #HookEm #Comedy

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

If there’s a time to be great it’s right now. #KOKING #Theblackbeast

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

The craziest win I have ever seen in I think any sport. #GoKnights #VGK

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

VEGAS WINS IT IN DOUBLE OT

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

This medal is ours fuck your mother. And fuck you too @BizNasty2point0 🇺🇸

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

Get that pinky ready @BarstoolBigCat

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

Holy shit.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Broncos QB Bo Nix broke a bone in his ankle and will be out for the rest of the playoffs, Denver coach Sean Payton announced.

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

@stoolpresidente any thoughts? #hookem

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

@stoolpresidente I love you but fuck you today. Fuck Blue. #Hookem

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

FLASH FLOOD WARNING: I’ve been told that the banks of the Brazos River will be cresting in the next few hours as the tears from College Station will continue to head south. Please be prepared. #HookEm

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

@SNFonNBC fire Chris Collinsworth. I can’t hear his announcing as he’s gagging on Kansas City’s cock.

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

@NFL @nflcommish idk what game the officials are watching but we are good on the KC bias. We know you hate Houston. Just don’t make it as obvious.

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

Being a Longhorn fan, it was a memorable enraging win that almost broke my heart. But tonight, my heart is with @BFW he had one leg over the saddle and the steer reared up and stepped on his neck. I feel terrible, let’s all continue to pray for him through this time. #HookEm

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

@qpe That’s a weird way to pull guard.

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

Ball don’t lie.

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

@NFL what is Blankenship supposed to do there?

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

Pray for @Shanemgillis

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

Fuck Canada #USA

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

Why is Melania Trump dressed like a peaky blinder?

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

Rex Ryan wherever you are. Go fuck yourself. There’s a reason you’re not a coach anymore. #WeAreTexans

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

Do it for Tank. #WeAreTexans

[Austin Myers @AustinFromHou]

Protect running backs the same way you protect quarterbacks. If you install a rule for hip drop tackles then fucking enforce it. @nflcommish @nfl #WeAreTexans