Austin

Semper Fidelis

[Austin @AustinGarcia15]

‼️If you need a job and look like a snack, Chuy’s is hiring people to be tortillas‼️

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas I went to a game where the entire student side of the stadium did not sit down for four hours.

I assumed the seats were broken. I checked the one next to me. It worked.

I asked a student named Tyler why nobody was sitting.

He said, "In case they need us."

That was the whole answer. In my land we have a saying, always on the battlefield. A samurai does not lounge in the presence of a lord who may call him. He stands, so that when the call comes there is no distance between the call and the man.

Here were thirty thousand of them. Standing. In case.

I asked Tyler how often they are needed.

He thought about it. "Once."

Once. In 1922. The team was running out of healthy men, and a student named Gill was called down out of the stands. He put on an injured player's uniform and stood on the sideline, ready, for the rest of the game. He never went in. They won without him.

That is the whole origin. A man who did not play. A hundred years of standing for a man who did not play.

So I stood. I am not a student. I was not going to be called under any reading of the rules. My knees began filing complaints in the third quarter and I ignored them, because Tyler was nineteen and had stood through every home game for three years and had never once been called, and was not bitter about it, and was in fact eating nachos.

Nobody was called. Nobody has been called since 1922. The knees of Texas do not care.

In my land we say be ready at every moment.
Texas built thirty thousand seats and refuses to use them.

[Austin @AustinGarcia15]

@TheBearsTalk Caleb was pretty bad his rookie year with a better team than either of these guys.

[Austin @AustinGarcia15]

@BobbyBurtonOTF Dang bro, how many scores do you think this Texas team beats the Chiefs by?

[Austin @AustinGarcia15]

@averagejoe8675 @ragamuffinman33 @dimpledwonder Lolol I came here to post that exact meme.

[Rueben Owens ll @ii_rueben]

U either a dog or dog food #8-0

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Jordan just released this Jalen Hurts commercial and it’s 🔥

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

When A&M lost its best hitter and it’s Saturday starter in the Supers, I gave them very little shot of advancing far in Omaha. But this team won four games, was just seven outs away from a title in Game 2 and brought the tying run to the plate in the 9th inning of Game 3.

Will forever be proud of the fight this baseball team showed and the joy they brought so many Aggies along the way.

Gig ‘em. 👍🏻

[Austin @AustinGarcia15]

@TommyK_NFLDraft Better hope the Chargers don’t take Alt at 5. Titans are taking Olu at 7 if they do

[Austin @AustinGarcia15]

@dae2walker @BarstoolTexasAM Okay I’m ready to give out another blank natty plaque

[Austin @AustinGarcia15]

@CodyCarpentier @LateKickJosh Gym5 in East is great if you can make it over there.

There’s always the Y downtown though if you can’t. 👍🏽

[AtoZ Sports Nashville @AtoZSports]

BREAKING: #Titans punter Ryan Stonehouse announces his new off-field career

https://t.co/LY7vsyEfU4

[Austin @AustinGarcia15]

@JonEvans57 @jeffzrebiec Game went exactly how the Chiefs wanted it to go.

[Austin @AustinGarcia15]

@JonEvans57 @Purp_BlackVeins

[Louis Riddick @LRiddickESPN]

UPDATE: that’s now 3 TD passes you bum.

[DJ Moore @idjmoore]

R.I.P Dick Butkus 🙏💫
Was looking over us Tonight

[Austin @AustinGarcia15]

@Joey_Thiel_ @TexAgs https://t.co/ohP8nYnCD6

[Austin @AustinGarcia15]

@NanduriNFL There’s plenty of blame to go around for sure, but if your QB’s strengths are throwing down field and running the ball, this is just baffling to me. It’s like he plays against the other team and his coaching staff every week.

[Austin @AustinGarcia15]

@JonEvans57 Agreed. Still feel terrible for JK though. He’s done now

[Austin @AustinGarcia15]

@Dutchman406 @Ihartitz “Spead”