Jayson: โDeuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you somethingโ
Deuce: โwhat is it dad is it a ice cweam twipโ
Jayson: โNo buddy. Iโm sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.โ
Deuce: โPaul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isnโt he like 40?!โ
BREAKING:
The NBA has now traded Paul George for:
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Jaylen Brown
Domantas Sabonis
Victor Oladipo
Danilo Gallinari
And
7 1st round picks plus 4 pick swaps
Paul George is the Most Valuable Player in NBA history.