Austin Powers

crippled Elvis impersonator, man wit da mojo, Medicare For All advocate, porno patronizer, and future progressive political candidate.

[Dave @lildickytweets]

MUST SEE TV. Beginning April 5th. Season 3. Never been prouder of anything.

[Austin Powers @AustinGrahamBou]

@laceylondonxx for the role of Princess Tiana!

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

A live-action remake of ‘THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG’ is reportedly in development.

Currently, Disney is searching for writers and a director.

https://t.co/371v7el2Y6

[Austin Powers @AustinGrahamBou]

@StuffnKingPalms @BurnerBoy25 @samstaydipped Where did you find this dude?

[𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩 @iConic_quote]

Stay low key. Not everyone needs to know everything about you.

[𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩 @iConic_quote]

Take a moment to realize how blessed you are

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Disney World is essentially its own city with its own government

The company has the authority to open schools, create its own criminal justice system, and open a nuclear power plant on its land in Florida; powers that are typically reserved for city and county governments

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Regular sex can have significant health benefits

It promotes the body's production of germ-fighting antibodies, strengthens the pelvic floor, burns calories, stabilizes the menstrual cycle, and can provide natural pain relief

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Not everybody likes, socks.. deal with it.

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Every time

[Austin Powers @AustinGrahamBou]

@LedaLotharia Minneapolis, MN is where it was founded; also happens to be a part of my home state.

[CNN @CNN]

Scientists have revived a "zombie" virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost https://t.co/cVeCqCkSxB

[WCCO | CBS News Minnesota @WCCO]

Hershey's plant-based Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, almond bars coming to stores https://t.co/Z3CsmHNzLk

[Austin Powers @AustinGrahamBou]

@TheSickestModel

[Holly Hendrix™️ @hollyhendrix_]

Here’s a link to a free subscription to my OnlyFans!

https://t.co/UsoFJU9Zca

[The Nurse Erica @NurseBeBrave]

Unsafe staffing levels are not the result of a nursing shortage. They are a business model! #NurseTwitter

[Austin Powers @AustinGrahamBou]

@callie_brogley Happy Golden Birthday! 🥳

[Austin Powers @AustinGrahamBou]

@TheHoib @BrianaRoseLee @OrganizerMemes Read my previous tweet underneath.

[Austin Powers @AustinGrahamBou]

@BrianaRoseLee @OrganizerMemes Plus; when in the Senate, he got real cozy with Nixon & Reagan alike. Pushing their sinister scheme against the POC, radical left, poor and working class to further diminish their might for their greedy capitalistic appetite.