Austin

No you're not dude, don't lie

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

"Rhianna didn't play Pon de Replay"-@Mirquanda
"Probably because she didn't ask the DJ."-Me

Miranda wouldn't tweet that but the world needs to see this zinger!

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@JohnnyVenerable @PHNX_Cardinals

[Johnny Venerable @JohnnyVenerable]

Wanna score two free tickets to tomorrow’s TNF matchup between Saints and Cardinals?!?

Plus free entry to the @PHNX_Cardinals tailgate!

Just a few simple rules:

1. Smash the RETWEET!
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THAT’S IT!

[Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals]

do us a favor and zoom. literally anywhere.

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@Experience_Jeff @Shinergaldarby @hankgreen *Geoff

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@Mirquanda Also, what a freakin narc. Stop snitchin.

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@Mirquanda I fit in with this family better than you do.

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@Mirquanda @HannahRaeEarll Your boy Elon will make this happen

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

Kenny running against Charles @NBAonTNT

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@Kelsey_Lev There's no way they had those shoes before

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

Before any accusations get out just know that I had the shoes first

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@Kelsey_Lev OCTOBER 1ST 2021, KELSEY

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@Mirquanda Its usually right after the "would you still love me if I didn't have any arms or legs" argument.

She wouldn't for those wondering.

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@Fake_JDubZ @seahawksPR @Seahawks This is one of the best photoshops of all time!

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@RDylanFoster Shut up and take my congratulations!

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@Mirquanda Can't be mad when its wild card weekend 🏈🏟

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@Casey How does your phone not autocorrect the "I" to be capitalized? Genuinely curious lol

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@Mirquanda No

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@Mirquanda

[Austin @AustinHarper20]

@SadieMortenson We need more Taylor quotes 🙌