Austin

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

That time I was doing a puzzle and realized I was IN the puzzle

[𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 @Chris_Grosse]

Post a photo from a sporting event where you awkwardly appear in the background.

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@FieldYates Field is just watching baseball for the first time

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@SouthwestAir you’ve had 150+ people sitting on a runway in Nashville for over 4 hours. Flight 1642.

We’re hungry. We’re thirsty. We’re angry. This is ridiculous. We should have been let off the plane.

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@PardonMyTake 43

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@BarstoolBigCat What about the way too high Under of the day? Princeton/Mizzou u145.5

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@BarstoolMintzy @VivaLaStool What did you give up? Responding to DMs?

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@BulldogBeing I’m biased, but Arizona

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@TalkinYanks Wow that’s crazy. Astros in a sweep

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@ESPNBooger Bro you did not listen to instructions

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

ShE dOeSn’t She has IT
hAve iT iN hEr… in her !
😂😡🤪 😱😭🥺

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@BarstoolBigCat I

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@coachgquick16 Congrats bro!!

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@AlecHanss I’ll probably have to meet you on hole 3

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

Old apartment vs new house: the ears tell it all🥺

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

Just talked to someone on the phone with the best scouser accent. I was getting so fired up and ready to throw elbows holy shit @PardonMyTake

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@KingJames How much money is in your checking account right now and
2. Can I have it?

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

Confirmed: He’s all the way back

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

I want the old Bregman back

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

Looks like Gerritt Cole is already in mid-season form

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@Machete1224

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@Honest_Tony Blistex. Original flavor

[Austin @AustinHoepfner]

@barstoolsports @stoolbenchmob I had a controversial charge call cost me $10K which I think is worse (And a meaningless three in the Saint Louis game for a push)