austin.

stonks 📈

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[austin. @AustinIsFeezy_]

@realmadrid @GironaFC_ES @fedeevalverde @emirates you guys are fucking awful.

[CarSalesGuy @carsales_guy]

When you finance or pay cash for a car, you’re exposed to the risk of 100% depreciation.

When you lease a car, your depreciation is set by the bank, usually over 3 years at 50%. Why more people don't lease is beyond me.

Leasing is not about renting a car; it's about risk exposure.

Should you lease a F430 Scuderia? Probably not.

But should you lease a brand-new 7-series? Absolutely

[austin. @AustinIsFeezy_]

@realmadrid VALEN PURA MIERDA

[unusualwhales.com Snorlax (๑❛ ڡ ❛๑) @snorlax_uw]

What's something you learned this week?

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

Went to where I shot my music video for baby

This is what happened

[Formula 1 @F1]

MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS IN LAS VEGAS! 👏🏆

He takes his second victory on the Strip in dominant style! 💪

#F1 #LasVegasGP

[austin. @AustinIsFeezy_]

struggling to sleep everyday

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

HIM.

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

Super Bowl LX.
Bay Area.
February 2026.

#AppleMusicHalftime

@NFL @AppleMusic @RocNation @SNFonNBC @nbc @peacock

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The Financial Industry Regulatory Authority is looking to rework the “pattern day trading” rule that limits investors with less than $25,000 in their margin account from borrowing to trade four or more times in a five-day period.

In a proposal being prepared for Finra’s board to eventually vote on, retail investors would need to have only $2,000 in their accounts for such trades.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Millennials living through 2 economic recessions, 9/11, a global pandemic, 8 stock market crashes, jobs replaced by AI, and possibly WW3 before hitting 42

[austin. @AustinIsFeezy_]

@carsales_guy Have 1

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Comunicado Oficial: Huijsen.
#RealMadrid | #WelcomeHuijsen

[austin. @AustinIsFeezy_]

a donde va el viento

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bills and wide receiver Khalil Shakir reached agreement today on a four-year contract extension worth up to $60.2 million, including $32 million guaranteed at signing with $18 million paid in the first 12 months. The deal ties him to Buffalo through the 2029 season.

Deal was negotiated by @EquitySports Co-Directors of Football Sam Mirza and Derek Hawkridge along with CEO Chris Cabott.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

We’re all so proud of you.

Congratulations to our MVP, @JoshAllenQB. 🥹 #NFLHonors