Austman

Declared true bro. Was fat. Does lift. Lover of licorice, self proclaimed likkerist. Aspires to go viral, just sayin'.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

US election: Make America Great (Britain) Again.

[Austman @AustinJWilkins]

@StuartLucky Strangely similar to the smell of disappointment. #DirtyBastards #Shame #Shame #Shame

[Austman @AustinJWilkins]

https://t.co/IGbzFu2mRI @StuartLucky @sho_joh @MisterFinchy #SaveTheDate

[Austman @AustinJWilkins]

@StuartLucky remember when I said "watching Commando once in a given night is enough?" I LIED.
#BestNightEver

[Austman @AustinJWilkins]

@StuartLucky https://t.co/AlFxPVZpH9

[Austman @AustinJWilkins]

@sho_joh @kiingcooper wow... what a let down.

[Austman @AustinJWilkins]

@StuartLucky https://t.co/gpaUDzSVn6 #Wisdom

[Austman @AustinJWilkins]

@sho_joh @MisterFinchy It's almost time! https://t.co/dFaXctARFO

[Austman @AustinJWilkins]

@StuartLucky https://t.co/XwN06t5kN6 OH WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!! #OhWut

[Austman @AustinJWilkins]

@petrocanada is this your definition of full? I'd love to give u more business, but your pumps don't seem to want it

[Austman @AustinJWilkins]

@GracefulDave @StuartLucky "A 'cell phone' is a new portable version on your home phone!" #ThanksMarcSaltzman

[Austman @AustinJWilkins]

@sho_joh XD https://t.co/xh4RcWwuj4

[Earthpix @EarthPix]

Sleeping Shar-Pei. Who ever said wrinkles aren't cute? | Photo by Willy Guo.

[Austman @AustinJWilkins]

@kiingcooper @sho_joh @StuartLucky Omg YES!

[Cooper @kiingcooper]

@AustinJWilkins this needs to be your next shirt man. Captain Canada! @sho_joh @StuartLucky

[Cait @Canuck_Pride]

Forever a Canuck ❤️