She just asked me if I’d marry LeBron over her and got hit with a truth nuke. I know I’m justified too cause my glorious king would never turn his back on me.
Quick reminder that America isn't actually 250 years old. It was born on March 30, 2003 when legendary American patriots, Limp Bizkit, performed "Rollin'" for The Undertaker's entrance at WrestleMania XIX.