Laughing Lender

Former Friendly Neighborhood Mortgage Broker Commercial Pilot Bonds Mortgages ✝️🏠📈♟️ 🛩️

[Laughing Lender @AustinKummer]

Sometimes. When you find yourself in a dark place, you become forced to be your own light.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Month-over-month US PPI Inflation officially rises +1.5% in April, marking the biggest monthly jump in inflation since March 2022.

All of the data is very clear: consumers are about to face another wave serious pressure on spending power.

[Laughing Lender @AustinKummer]

@unusual_whales

[Laughing Lender @AustinKummer]

@TheOregonDOGE @Oregon_GOP Work in construction and we break out the cat tax. I have to explain it to every homeowner. They have no idea what it is.

[Laughing Lender @AustinKummer]

@WallStreetApes What happens to union shops like ups…?

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

America First > MAGA

[Laughing Lender @AustinKummer]

*how upside down are you?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The Federal Reserve is asking major US banks for details about their exposure to private credit following a surge in redemptions from the funds and a rise in troubled loans in the industry, per Bloomberg

[KOIN News @KOINNews]

Oregon has one of the highest tax burdens in the U.S., report says
https://t.co/vpNApq6F1a

[Laughing Lender @AustinKummer]

And just like that.. the U.S. petro dollar died.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has told the UK and other countries 'go get your own oil' from Strait of Hormuz

"You'll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the USA won't be there to help you anymore, just like you weren't there for us."

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: U.S. officials & Wall Street analysts are now reportedly preparing for the possibility of $200 oil.

[Laughing Lender @AustinKummer]

@TONYxTWO 😂😂 omg I almost just fell over laughing. Lumber is skyrocketing!
OSB is not lumber. Why not do the same thing with CDX?

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - Israeli police blocked Cardinal Pizzaballa, Head of the Catholic Church in the Holy Land, from entering the Church of the Holy Sepulchre to celebrate Palm Sunday Mass, the first time in centuries that the heads of the Church were barred from celebrating Palm Sunday Mass at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre.

[Laughing Lender @AustinKummer]

Hah!

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The US Federal Reserve is now no longer expected to cut interest rates until December 2027.

There is now a 51% chance of an interest rate HIKE by March 2027.

Rate HIKES are now more likely than rate CUTS.

How did we end up here?

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

BREAKING: A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure'

[Laughing Lender @AustinKummer]

A man is no longer a ma when he becomes a legend.

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

BREAKING 🚨 Action movie star Chuck Norris is dead at 86

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Iran may allow oil tankers to pass through the Strait of Hormuz if the oil is traded in Chinese Yuan instead of US Dollars.

[Laughing Lender @AustinKummer]

@Kalshi You don’t say…

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

BREAKING: Trump officially nominates Kevin Warsh as Fed chair to replace Jerome Powell — CNBC

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

My America!

[Cole Bagley @BagleyKSLsports]

Only this and Free Bird for the next 36 hours.

[Laughing Lender @AustinKummer]

There was a time I worked three jobs just to keep my head above water.

Unless you have a commission based job tied to assets you will be left behind.