austin laws

shorthand, she's getting the gist

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

You are not crazy. 😊🦇

[PS @dostoevesque]

During the filming of The Lord of the Rings, someone asked why the night scenes were being lit. "It's supposed to be dark," they said. "Where is all this light coming from?"

The cinematographer replied, "The same place the music in that scene comes from."

[OpTic Pamaj @Pamaj]

WE'RE LIVE ALL DAY BABY

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[OpTic Pamaj @Pamaj]

I just ordered a PS5 Pro on Uber Eats in 2026 😭 god damnnit they got me on the ropes

[Craiglee🏁 @Craiglee98]

Rewatching Jessica Jones season 1 and it reminded me of one ae the funniest tweets to grace this website

[chloe 🫧 @echochlo]

FIRST ACTOR FROM ROOSTER TEETH’S GEN:LOCK TO WIN AN OSCAR

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

The first person in history to try and eat Eggs was a total freak i’m sorry. How do you even think to do something like that

[arson🌂 @desi0re]

Carrying a pizza in public feels like you're showing off

[aarøn. @ayroned]

whenever I see teenagers working at a movie theater

[austin laws @AustinLaws8]

referring to having a bloody nose as ‘makin a pizza’

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

my friend: [snapping fingers at group of strangers] yo, check out what my boy’s got going on. cmon, show em

me: [playstation voice] play-station

[Definitely Not Lylylimia 👀 @Lylyisdead]

What if savory vapes existed like. Mashed potatoes

[jacob @jtimsuggs]

This commercial from The Phantom Menace is still one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I think I’ve ever seen

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

"Car 2" Premier today fun and entertaining

[chris @ATR3lDES]

people can say whatever they want but he’s actively trying to keep theaters alive and get people on those seats

[austin laws @AustinLaws8]

what’s more badass raw premarital or WOLVERINEEEEEEEE

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

This… is a true story. Let’s go Erik… 🦇🦇🦇🎥

[austin laws @AustinLaws8]

anyone wanna riff on a classic tonight?