austin 🪩

[Andrés @Camilo2828]

Le dije a mi jefe que estaba a punto de terminar lo que me pidió y al abrir el documento tenía que solicitarle acceso.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My first AI assistants

[salute @saluteAUT]

house music is NOT for everyone some of you people STINK !!!! on the dancefloor causing a ruckus with your odour.. NO !!!!!!

[mk 🐞 @houseofston3s]

type of shit that happens at work when you’re already having a terrible day

[DoorDash @DoorDash]

ladies: if Saturday comes and you get snowed in with THAT man, there is nothing we can deliver to help. please, be choosy.

[KP @kj_paul]

black beatles in the city

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

El fotógrafo // La Foto

[West Wilson @Conrad_Wilson]

The spam bots are getting good omg 😩

[zackingball @ZackingBall]

MAGA?? more like FAGA 😭😭😭😭 .@realDonaldTrump

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

OH BOY 3PM

[Drebae @Drebae_]

You’re NOT two paychecks away from a private jet.

You’re two paychecks away from SNAP.

Stop defending billionaires they don’t gaf about you

[𝓛𝓲𝓵𝓼 💋 @lonesomesab]

the concept of wonder woman singing to ash ketchum

[Eric @EricG1247]

I thought houses with sex offenders can't hand out candy?

[Pacino @J3nnie_C]

This rapture tomorrow, is it by time zone or everybody dey go at once?

[Aoife 🐝 Bee 🏳️‍⚧️ @Aoife_Bee_]

fuck it. i'm giving myself super autism

[Silky Creatine Hole @turnandstomp]

A 2 bedroom with no room mates and an in unit washer and dryer

[MAU P @realmaup]

i would like to officially let everyone know i have decided to be running for white boy of the year 2025

[Lins𝜗𝜚₊˚is ready for Ahsoka @DrcoMttheo]

#revengeofthesithspoilers
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Anakin is Darth Vader... I didn't see that coming... Most devastating plot twist in history💔💔💔